The Dead Body Man

[Murphy Durphy]

The Dead Body Man

Who is the Dead Body Man you ask? We'll let me tell you. I don't think I'm supposed to talk about it and I swear I'm not lying, but this is fvcking crap.

There is this guy robbing Gamestop and Babbages (Gamestop under a different name). The guy is supposedly really big, wears a glove on his right hand, the same hand with which he points his gun in employee's faces. He likes to come around 4-8 when business is slow because he doesn't like witnesses.

He's robbed almost every Gamestop/Babbages from Ohio on down, and he just hit the Fort Wayne location a few days ago. They think he's in the area which means we're next.

Now there are always 2 people working at a time. One manager and one employee. Now, if this guy comes in tomorrow this is what happens: The manager calmy walks to the back room where it's locked and safe. I on the other hand have to stay up front while he sticks a gun in my face and demands money.

I'm awaiting my visit from the Dead Body Man.

And I've picked up extra shifts this week, starting with tomorrow. The slow day. 12-8.


News Reports:

http://www.nbc5i.com/news/4327007/detail.html

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/7525231/

 

[MartyMcFly3]

I'd call in sick

Edit: Or become MacGuyver/Rambo/Robocop or any other badass.

 

[myusername]

Originally posted by: HajikuFlip
The guy is supposedly really big

He won't feel so big when you beat him to death with your + (>Average) Weiner, will he.

 

[dderidex]

Umm....three Gamestops (and 2 of them in Texas) hardly consists of 'every Gamestop/Babbage from Ohio on down'

 

[Murphy Durphy]

Originally posted by: myusername

Originally posted by: HajikuFlip
The guy is supposedly really big

He won't feel so big when you beat him to death with your + (>Average) Weiner, will he.

I actually said that exact thing today when one of the manager's was describing him to me.

 

[Murphy Durphy]

Originally posted by: dderidex
Umm....three Gamestops (and 2 of them in Texas) hardly consists of 'every Gamestop/Babbage from Ohio on down'

That last article is somewhat unrelated, but he HAS hit 8 Gamestops which is about every Gamestop in our 150 mile radius. Just because I haven't posted links to every individual robbery doesn't mean it didn't happen. I didn't know you wanted a works cited page. :roll:

 

[ChooChooChooseMe]

Trap door infront of register = /problem

 

[bootymac]

Damn that's scary. I'd start packing heat or something

 

[BillyBatson]

smart guy though, rob a store where only 2 employees are present at a time and happen to be young skinny pimple faced teenage gamers that would give up the money in a second rather than be a hero and risk their gaming thumb being shot off
smart indeed

 

[BillyBatson]

Originally posted by: ChooChooChooseMe
Trap door infront of register = /problem

oh and am i a nerd if i find that incredibly damn funny!?!?!? /post
hahaha oh man ok so i am :laugh:

 

[cavemanmoron]

Police Searching For Two Men

POSTED: 11:48 am CST March 29, 2005
UPDATED: 12:14 pm CST March 29, 2005

ARLINGTON, Texas -- Arlington police