The Database Administrator's Guide to Dating

[Martin]

SELECT first_name,phone_number FROM women WHERE easy='very' AND looks='good'

 

[Ameesh]

 

[Maverick]

my sentiments exactly Ameesh

 

[ATLien247]

It's called a "query", guys.

Ever heard of them?

 

[Spooner]

that's funny

 

[EagleKeeper]

Sort by AGE

 

[sitka]

then get your

INNER JOIN...ON

at some point

 

[Mean MrMustard]

Some of us need to get out more...

funny though

 

[SQL]

I'd rather perform an INSERT on the table as opposed to a SELECT.

This thread really is quite sad.

 

[dude8604]

 

[Valhalla1]

oh sh.it, i didnt notice we finally got a rolling eyes icon! neeeet!

 

[Maverick]

<< It's called a "query", guys.

Ever heard of them? >>



yes I know what a query is, I took a class that taught SQL and database programming. Knowing what a query is doesn't make the joke any less stupid