The Dark Knight Rider

[darkxshade]

So I was having a discussion about Knight Rider with some friends about the show being brought back and how it's going to suck rhino ass. In my infininte wisdom, I decide the show would rock and would receive major ratings bump if the Batman TV series fused with Knight Rider to become The Dark Knight Rider. How awesome would that be?

I know, I even surprise myself sometimes.


07/29/2008 update


ok ok, so maybe the Dark Knight Rider is a little stupid but what about this, we fuse Star Trek with Dancing with the Stars to create Trekking with the Stars? Instead of dancing on a dance floor, the contestants would dance on the bridge of a ship of their choice while wearing a federation uniform.

Man I'm just full of great ideas, I should get an Oscar for this on sheer principle.

 

[apac]

This is terrible, this idea.

 

[Ns1]

this topic is a crime against humanity

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

If The Dark Knight Rider ever makes it to air, I'm hunting you down with a spork and a sachet of pepper.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: MmmSkyscraper
If The Dark Knight Rider ever makes it to air, I'm hunting you down with a spork and a sachet of pepper.

I'll bring the lemons!

 

[darkxshade]

Yall just jealous you didn't think of it before me.

 

[Vehemence]

I just threw up

 

[waggy]

what what a very very bad idea..

 

[Fritzo]

I kind of liked the new Knight Rider

 

[clamum]

Originally posted by: Ns1
this topic is a crime against umanity

Fixed.

 

[darkxshade]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
I kind of liked the new Knight Rider

Is it because when the doors open, you half expected batman to pop out? I know the thought crossed your mind.

 

[Atomic Playboy]

You don't have to shout, Master Wayne. I'm all around you.

 

[KeithTalent]

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
You don't have to shout, Master Wayne. I'm all around you.

ROFL :laugh:

KT

 

[Slick5150]

This is the worst idea since Laser Cats

 

[andylawcc]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: MmmSkyscraper
If The Dark Knight Rider ever makes it to air, I'm hunting you down with a spork and a sachet of pepper.

I'll bring the lemons!

tabasco on me.

 

[Atomic Playboy]

It just occurred to me that this idea would be even better if it were the original Knight Rider with David Hasselhoff, but with Christian Bale supplying the voice of KITT.

Michael: They've taken Bonnie! We have to rescue her KITT!
KITT <in that scratchy voice Christian Bale uses for Batman>: WHERE IS SHE?
Michael: Umm, I was hoping you could locate her...
KITT: I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP.
Michael: What?
KITT: Do you like Phil Collins?

Oh man, this thing writes itself...

 

[biggestmuff]

Streethawk

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: darkxshade

Originally posted by: Fritzo
I kind of liked the new Knight Rider

Is it because when the doors open, you half expected batman to pop out? I know the thought crossed your mind.

I thought Val Kilmer did a good job as the voice of the car, and I liked how they made it more gritty. It was by far the best remake of the series IMO, and I think it could work as a series.

 

[Iron Woode]

only if KITT is voiced by Adam West

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
Michael: They've taken Bonnie! We have to rescue her KITT!
KITT <in that scratchy voice Christian Bale uses for Batman>: WHERE IS SHE?
Michael: Umm, I was hoping you could locate her...
KITT: I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP.
Michael: What?
KITT: Do you like Phil Collins?

:laugh::beer:

 

[darkxshade]

Updated for a great idea.

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

Originally posted by: darkxshade
Updated for another mind-numbingly bad idea.

Fixed.

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Originally posted by: MmmSkyscraper

Originally posted by: darkxshade
Updated for another mind-numbingly bad idea.

Fixed.

Whatever, Christian Bale as KITT is brilliant and you know it.

-EDIT- Oh, just saw that the OP had posted an update. That is much, much worse than the original idea, which wasn't even good until I made it so.