The dark cloud over EyeMWing .....

[FelixDeCat]

Has anyone else noticed that a dark cloud of bad luck seems to follow EyeMWing around?

[*]oh noes, I hit a sign with my car


[*]Some asshole just tried to kill me.


[*]Place I got gas yesterday RAN OUT


[*]Some dick tried breaking into my van in the airport parking garage


Does anyone else have worse luck than EyeMWing? Or is he the only one brave enough to tell us all the bad things to happen to him? :shocked:

 

[loup garou]

Don't forget his ex-gf got rogered by 2 dudes on a boat!

 

[FelixDeCat]

Originally posted by: loup garou
Don't forget his ex-gf got rogered by 2 dudes on a boat!

Link?

 

[Baked]

Originally posted by: FelixDeKat

Originally posted by: loup garou
Don't forget his ex-gf got rogered by 2 dudes on a boat!

Video?

 

[loup garou]

Jolly Rogering

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: loup garou
Don't forget his ex-gf got rogered by 2 dudes on a boat!

<--- not roger

 

[EyeMWing]

Half the time, I'm living like a god without a care in the universe.

Balance in the universe requires that random bad ****** happen to me.

 

[loup garou]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: loup garou
Don't forget his ex-gf got rogered by 2 dudes on a boat!

<--- not roger

*eyes oldsmoboat suspiciously*

 

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: loup garou
http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview...hreadid=1131786&enterthread=y&arctab=y

The mere fact that you had that handy FRIGHTENS THE HELL out of me.

 

[loup garou]

Originally posted by: EyeMWing

Originally posted by: loup garou
http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview...hreadid=1131786&enterthread=y&arctab=y

The mere fact that you had that handy FRIGHTENS THE HELL out of me.

What can I say, the search actually worked for once.

The fact that you're a compulsive liar frightens me more.

 

[FelixDeCat]

Originally posted by: loup garou

Originally posted by: EyeMWing

Originally posted by: loup garou
http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview...hreadid=1131786&enterthread=y&arctab=y

The mere fact that you had that handy FRIGHTENS THE HELL out of me.

What can I say, the search actually worked for once.

The fact that you're a compulsive liar frightens me more.

:laugh:

wtf?

 

[jjones]

He's the new Jerboy? Break out the scroll!

 

[SampSon]

God also hates when my posts magically disappear. :roll:

 

[imported_Lucifer]

Anandtech is EyeMWing's personal blog.

 

[zanieladie]

Originally posted by: Lucifer
Anandtech is EyeMWing's personal blog.

LOL. That's okay...saves me from worrying about my own life!

 

[iamwiz82]

Originally posted by: loup garou

Originally posted by: EyeMWing

Originally posted by: loup garou
http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview...hreadid=1131786&enterthread=y&arctab=y

The mere fact that you had that handy FRIGHTENS THE HELL out of me.

What can I say, the search actually worked for once.

The fact that you're a compulsive liar frightens me more.

Remember when his handicapped mother fell out of her chair or some similar story? Perhaps it was his car, I can't keep them straight in my head.

 

[altonb1]

Originally posted by: iamwiz82

Originally posted by: loup garou

Originally posted by: EyeMWing

Originally posted by: loup garou
http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview...hreadid=1131786&enterthread=y&arctab=y

The mere fact that you had that handy FRIGHTENS THE HELL out of me.

What can I say, the search actually worked for once.

The fact that you're a compulsive liar frightens me more.

Remember when his handicapped mother fell out of her chair or some similar story? Perhaps it was his car, I can't keep them straight in my head.

Now THAT would have been a funny video....

 

[Bryophyte]

He also drove black-out drunk, woke up in a hotel in another city, and almost missed a midterm or final. Supposedly.

 

[Specop 007]

You girl gets run up in by 2 guys are it makes your relationship stronger?? What in the hell is wrong with you son

 

[JDrake]

He's gotta go clover pickin'

 

[erikistired]

didn't he get fired recently as well?

 

[jman19]

Originally posted by: FelixDeKat

Originally posted by: loup garou

Originally posted by: EyeMWing

Originally posted by: loup garou
http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview...hreadid=1131786&enterthread=y&arctab=y

The mere fact that you had that handy FRIGHTENS THE HELL out of me.

What can I say, the search actually worked for once.

The fact that you're a compulsive liar frightens me more.

:laugh:

wtf?

EyeMWing is notorious for being full of crap.

 

[ActuaryTm]

Perhaps if he didn't look like the undertaker, things wouldn't be quite so gloomy.

 

[Schfifty Five]

Eyemwing is a douche, i mean his last name is bathgate!

 

[loup garou]

Originally posted by: ActuaryTm
Perhaps if he didn't look like the undertaker, things wouldn't be quite so gloomy.

I wonder if he owns any mesh shirts?