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The Curse of the Constantly Growling Stomach

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Lifer
There's a woman who works here who emits these sounds like her stomach is growling. Its a constant thing and you can even hear it over the phone. Its extremely weird and unsettling. I hate talking to her.

Do your co-workers do weird things or have something odd about them?
 
My stomach has been like that all day. I think its because I've eaten a lot of fibre lately. It always does it after I've had popcorn.
 
During an exam today (the room was absolutely silent) my stomach decided to make fart noises. It was really embarrassing because I'm sure people thought I was farting freely.
 
Originally posted by: Leros
During an exam today (the room was absolutely silent) my stomach decided to make fart noises. It was really embarrassing because I'm sure people thought I was farting freely.
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My stomach did that when I was taking a final exam when I was 14 or 15 years old. It went on for at least a minute, maybe longer. GRRROWWWWLLAALAAALAALAAGRRRRRRRRRAROOOOLALALALA

Everyone just stared at me the whole time and when it stopped they laughed really hard. Even the prof was wiping tears from her eyes. 😱
 
Originally posted by: Bryophyte
Originally posted by: Leros
During an exam today (the room was absolutely silent) my stomach decided to make fart noises. It was really embarrassing because I'm sure people thought I was farting freely.
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My stomach did that when I was taking a final exam when I was 14 or 15 years old. It went on for at least a minute, maybe longer. GRRROWWWWLLAALAAALAALAAGRRRRRRRRRAROOOOLALALALA

Everyone just stared at me the whole time and when it stopped they laughed really hard. Even the prof was wiping tears from her eyes. 😱
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same thing happened to me during an exam in college, I just kept my head down and went about my business 😱
 
Originally posted by: Leros
During an exam today (the room was absolutely silent) my stomach decided to make fart noises. It was really embarrassing because I'm sure people thought I was farting freely.
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No. Your butt makes fart noise NOT your stomach. Who are you trying to fool? Someone here from your class or something? 😛
 
Originally posted by: neegotiator
Originally posted by: Bryophyte
Originally posted by: Leros
During an exam today (the room was absolutely silent) my stomach decided to make fart noises. It was really embarrassing because I'm sure people thought I was farting freely.
Click to expand...

My stomach did that when I was taking a final exam when I was 14 or 15 years old. It went on for at least a minute, maybe longer. GRRROWWWWLLAALAAALAALAAGRRRRRRRRRAROOOOLALALALA

Everyone just stared at me the whole time and when it stopped they laughed really hard. Even the prof was wiping tears from her eyes. 😱
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same thing happened to me during an exam in college, I just kept my head down and went about my business 😱
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I think I was the only high schooler in this night class, and I was a fairly young teen girl, so it was really, really embarrassing. 😱 When I got older, I could appreciate the hilarity of it. :laugh:
 
Originally posted by: Leros
During an exam today (the room was absolutely silent) my stomach decided to make fart noises. It was really embarrassing because I'm sure people thought I was farting freely.
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The same thing happened to me in a meeting at work two days ago.
But they really shouldn't have a meeting right after lunch anyway.
 
Originally posted by: Leros
During an exam today (the room was absolutely silent) my stomach decided to make fart noises. It was really embarrassing because I'm sure people thought I was farting freely.
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Dude that happened to me at a meeting last week, all my coworkers were sitting right next to me. Shouldn't have skipped dinner the previous night and breakfast that morning...gah...
 
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Originally posted by: Leros
During an exam today (the room was absolutely silent) my stomach decided to make fart noises. It was really embarrassing because I'm sure people thought I was farting freely.
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The same thing happened to me in a meeting at work two days ago.
But they really shouldn't have a meeting right after lunch anyway.
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WTF. Didn't see that before I posted..weird.
 
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