The Curse of the Constantly Growling Stomach

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pontifex

Lifer
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There's a woman who works here who emits these sounds like her stomach is growling. Its a constant thing and you can even hear it over the phone. Its extremely weird and unsettling. I hate talking to her.

Do your co-workers do weird things or have something odd about them?
 
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Canai

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Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: Canai
Tell her to stop being an anorexic?
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she's nowhere near being anorexic
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Maybe she's starting?

Or perhaps the worms are getting restless?

Or maybe her deformed twin wants out?
 
R Nilla

R Nilla

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Originally posted by: Canai
Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: Canai
Tell her to stop being an anorexic?
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she's nowhere near being anorexic
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Maybe she's starting?

Or perhaps the worms are getting restless?

Or maybe her deformed twin wants out?
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"Quaid... Start the reactor. Free Mars..."
 
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TwinkleToes77

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My stomach has been like that all day. I think its because I've eaten a lot of fibre lately. It always does it after I've had popcorn.
 
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slikmunks

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i have a co-worker who sneezes very loudly, and in series of 2 or 3 at a time...

oh wait, that's me...
 
Leros

Leros

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During an exam today (the room was absolutely silent) my stomach decided to make fart noises. It was really embarrassing because I'm sure people thought I was farting freely.
 
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Bryophyte

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Originally posted by: Leros
During an exam today (the room was absolutely silent) my stomach decided to make fart noises. It was really embarrassing because I'm sure people thought I was farting freely.
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My stomach did that when I was taking a final exam when I was 14 or 15 years old. It went on for at least a minute, maybe longer. GRRROWWWWLLAALAAALAALAAGRRRRRRRRRAROOOOLALALALA

Everyone just stared at me the whole time and when it stopped they laughed really hard. Even the prof was wiping tears from her eyes. :eek:
 
BrokenVisage

BrokenVisage

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neegotiator

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Originally posted by: Bryophyte
Originally posted by: Leros
During an exam today (the room was absolutely silent) my stomach decided to make fart noises. It was really embarrassing because I'm sure people thought I was farting freely.
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My stomach did that when I was taking a final exam when I was 14 or 15 years old. It went on for at least a minute, maybe longer. GRRROWWWWLLAALAAALAALAAGRRRRRRRRRAROOOOLALALALA

Everyone just stared at me the whole time and when it stopped they laughed really hard. Even the prof was wiping tears from her eyes. :eek:
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same thing happened to me during an exam in college, I just kept my head down and went about my business :eek:
 
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homercles337

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Originally posted by: Leros
During an exam today (the room was absolutely silent) my stomach decided to make fart noises. It was really embarrassing because I'm sure people thought I was farting freely.
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No. Your butt makes fart noise NOT your stomach. Who are you trying to fool? Someone here from your class or something? :p
 
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Bryophyte

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Originally posted by: neegotiator
Originally posted by: Bryophyte
Originally posted by: Leros
During an exam today (the room was absolutely silent) my stomach decided to make fart noises. It was really embarrassing because I'm sure people thought I was farting freely.
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My stomach did that when I was taking a final exam when I was 14 or 15 years old. It went on for at least a minute, maybe longer. GRRROWWWWLLAALAAALAALAAGRRRRRRRRRAROOOOLALALALA

Everyone just stared at me the whole time and when it stopped they laughed really hard. Even the prof was wiping tears from her eyes. :eek:
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same thing happened to me during an exam in college, I just kept my head down and went about my business :eek:
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I think I was the only high schooler in this night class, and I was a fairly young teen girl, so it was really, really embarrassing. :eek: When I got older, I could appreciate the hilarity of it. :laugh:
 
nakedfrog

nakedfrog

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Apr 3, 2001
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Originally posted by: Leros
During an exam today (the room was absolutely silent) my stomach decided to make fart noises. It was really embarrassing because I'm sure people thought I was farting freely.
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The same thing happened to me in a meeting at work two days ago.
But they really shouldn't have a meeting right after lunch anyway.
 
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wasssup

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Nov 28, 2000
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Originally posted by: Leros
During an exam today (the room was absolutely silent) my stomach decided to make fart noises. It was really embarrassing because I'm sure people thought I was farting freely.
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Dude that happened to me at a meeting last week, all my coworkers were sitting right next to me. Shouldn't have skipped dinner the previous night and breakfast that morning...gah...
 
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wasssup

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Nov 28, 2000
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Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Originally posted by: Leros
During an exam today (the room was absolutely silent) my stomach decided to make fart noises. It was really embarrassing because I'm sure people thought I was farting freely.
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The same thing happened to me in a meeting at work two days ago.
But they really shouldn't have a meeting right after lunch anyway.
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WTF. Didn't see that before I posted..weird.
 
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