The cows are dropping dead now !!!

[13Gigatons]

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/chi-ap-wi-deadcows-wisconsi,0,588933.story

TOWN OF STOCKTON, Wis. —
An investigation is under way after 200 dead cows were found in a field in the Town of Stockton. D:

The Portage County sheriff's office says the owner of the cattle has been working with a local veterinarian and it's believed the animals died from the IBR/BVD virus. The virus can cause respiratory and reproductive problems.

WSAW reports samples from the dead cows have been sent to Madison for testing.

Authorities say there is no threat to humans or other animals.

 

[Modular]

"The cows are now dropping dead now"


Now, what do you now think of this now?


We're all gonna die!

 

[amdhunter]

Did they all die at the same time? Did he not realize that those poor delicious cows were dying.

 

[zanejohnson]

whoa that's kinda scary..

 

[Wyndru]

That's sad, I hope the farm can survive a financial hit like that.

 

[Texashiker]

The cows are dropping dead now !!!

I dont think cows can "drop" dead. "Drop" implies that the cows where at a great height, like maybe they were flying when they died. Everyone knows that cows can not fly - unless their in an airplane, or maybe an explosion blew the cows to a great height, and they died somewhere along the way.

More like "the cows fell over dead". The term "fell over" gives the cow a pivot point that they fell from, like where their hooves were touching the ground.

 

[Schadenfroh]

Anyone plot the cases of sudden, mass animal deaths on a map to see if they form a pentagram or something?

 

[sandorski]

Hide yo birds
Hide your fish
and hide your bovines
'cause they killing everything up here

 

[Krazy4Real]

Dead now dropping are the cows!!!!!

 

[sandorski]

Anyone plot the cases of sudden, mass animal deaths on a map to see if they form a pentagram or something?

There is a map, can't remember where I saw it though. No pentagrams.

 

[yankeesfan]

I dont think cows can "drop" dead. "Drop" implies that the cows where at a great height, like maybe they were flying when they died. Everyone knows that cows can not fly - unless their in an airplane, or maybe an explosion blew the cows to a great height, and they died somewhere along the way.

More like "the cows fell over dead". The term "fell over" gives the cow a pivot point that they fell from, like where their hooves were touching the ground.

You are an idiot. The expression obviously refers to the center of mass (COM) of the animal. When the animal is standing, the COM is quite a few feet up in the air, as a result of the the height of the animal. When the animal is lying dead on the ground on its side, the COM is much closer to the ground. The final COM has dropped relative to the initial.

 

[Texashiker]

Anyone plot the cases of sudden, mass animal deaths on a map to see if they form a pentagram or something?

Maybe they spell out some black sabbath or ronnie james dio lyrics? Maybe ozzys birthday instead of 666?

 

[Kirby]

Hide yo birds
Hide your fish
and hide your bovines
'cause they killing everything up here

lol

 

[PopCulture]

Yeah, that's pretty creepy. I'm hoping that they're all just weird coincidences though.

 

[sandorski]

Anyone plot the cases of sudden, mass animal deaths on a map to see if they form a pentagram or something?

Someone knows what's going on

She reminds me of Amy Sedaris(Strangers with Candy)

 

[moshquerade]

cow flu

 

[destrekor]

Hide yo birds
Hide your fish
and hide your bovines
'cause they killing everything up here

:biggrin:

 

[Rubycon]

Hopefully someone can tip us in the right direction.

 

[masteryoda34]

I dont think cows can "drop" dead. "Drop" implies that the cows where at a great height, like maybe they were flying when they died. Everyone knows that cows can not fly - unless their in an airplane, or maybe an explosion blew the cows to a great height, and they died somewhere along the way.

More like "the cows fell over dead". The term "fell over" gives the cow a pivot point that they fell from, like where their hooves were touching the ground.

lol

 

[TallBill]

So, any chance of getting free beef sometime soon? I'm willing to take the risk.

 

[Schadenfroh]

So, any chance of getting free beef sometime soon? I'm willing to take the risk.

I am willing to bet that 200 dead head of cattle qualifies as bulk.

 

[BoberFett]

I dont think cows can "drop" dead. "Drop" implies that the cows where at a great height, like maybe they were flying when they died. Everyone knows that cows can not fly - unless their in an airplane, or maybe an explosion blew the cows to a great height, and they died somewhere along the way.

More like "the cows fell over dead". The term "fell over" gives the cow a pivot point that they fell from, like where their hooves were touching the ground.

As god is my witness, I thought cows could fly.

 

[TallBill]

I am willing to bet that 200 dead head of cattle qualifies as bulk.

Besides, if this was a part of the apocalypse then eating or not eating this tainted meat really wont matter.

 

[FeuerFrei]

There will be more cow droppings. Mark my words.

 

[Texashiker]

As god is my witness, I thought cows could fly.

They can, if they are on an air plane.

Also, if the cows were loaded in a cattle trailer and you go fast enough down the road, someone might say "he is flying down that road" - implying that your driving / moving really fast.

So maybe, just maybe, someone had the cows in a cattle trailer and was driving really fast and the cows died while in transit. So the cows might have been flying down the road, and died. This means the cows fell over dead while flying, but not in a literal sense.