The cost of getting laid

[dr150]

I go dutch. If the b!tch can't carry her load, I don't want her in my bed.

I've never had any problems bagging really beautiful ladies with this "system." I have looks, so that helps me. I guees that's what ladies care about most anyways at the beginning.

 

[her209]

oh noes...

 

[deerslayer]

Lower your standards and the prices will go down

 

[BlamoHammer]

Originally posted by: illusion88
No really guys, it is getting danm high.

Assume you go for a standard dinner and a movie. We are talking a nice dinner, somethnig you can go to on the first few dates.

Ok

Dinner: easy $20 a plate. So call it $50 total.
Movie: Here, it costs 9.25 a person. So thats another $20 for tickets. The girl is hungry, you pay another $8 for food and drink.
Ice Cream After: $10 for the both of you

So far we are $88 in the hole and only finished with the first date.

Now, multiple that by three because you aint getting any on the first date. Figure it takes three.

We are now up to $264 dollars. This excludes price of gas, which is danm expensive, not to mention other small things (flowers, condoms, etc.). This also assumes that you do not take your girl out to some fancy resturaunt or something. On the flip side, it doesn't include anything really cheap, like coffee, or a lunch or where she pays.

My god. I remember in Amsterdam it was 50 euro for a go around. I should have taken some of them up on the offer. They were far better looking then any girls I can get. And, I could have had roughly three of them for the price of one here in the states!

If you need to be throwing down $20 a plate to get into their pants then, sir, you have no game.

 

[MillionaireNextDoor]

Take her to the park or the beach. No money spent.

*Runs away*

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: HotChic
I think I paid more than my bf over the course of our 1.5 year dating relationship. I'm weird though, and there was also no getting laid involved. Any guy that wanted to take me out on dates just to get laid could spend as much money as he wanted and it would serve him right to lose it all and get nothing for it. If you're thinking aobut "the cost of getting laid", then whatever girl you're dating is a whore in your eyes.

Within the context of this thread, going out with you is the worst deal ever...

:beer:

 

[Geekbabe]

The one who does the asking usually does the paying,the good news is that the payer makes the date plan and can budget accordingly.

 

[Zebo]

The more she pays your chances of getting laid increase proportionally. At most i dutched it when on the dating scene but prefered girls that would pay.

 

[0roo0roo]

maybe you'd be better off spending the money improving yourself until you don't have such a hard time bagging chicks.

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: HotChic
I think I paid more than my bf over the course of our 1.5 year dating relationship. I'm weird though, and there was also no getting laid involved. Any guy that wanted to take me out on dates just to get laid could spend as much money as he wanted and it would serve him right to lose it all and get nothing for it. If you're thinking aobut "the cost of getting laid", then whatever girl you're dating is a whore in your eyes.

Ouch.

 

[0roo0roo]

Originally posted by: Orsorum

Originally posted by: HotChic
I think I paid more than my bf over the course of our 1.5 year dating relationship. I'm weird though, and there was also no getting laid involved. Any guy that wanted to take me out on dates just to get laid could spend as much money as he wanted and it would serve him right to lose it all and get nothing for it. If you're thinking aobut "the cost of getting laid", then whatever girl you're dating is a whore in your eyes.

Ouch.

right.... every date is a search for your soulmate

and flings.. oh those are for whores

 

[FuZoR]

$90 for a single date??? jeeze! you must live in a very $$$ area.

if i had done the samething...
Dinner: That can be done with like $5-10 a plate... $20
Movie: screw the movies, rent a movie and go to your house ;-) or go on manintee. (though that would be pretty damn cheap of you ahahah) $4 to rent a movie $1 popcorn + shes at your place! ;-)
Ice Cream After: $10 <-- i'd like to know where it cost $10 for icecream for two people. $5

$30 total!

 

[Broohaha]

just wait till marriage.

then it will cost you every last penny and your sanity in the process.

 

[DurocShark]

Originally posted by: Broohaha
just wait till marriage.

then it will cost you every last penny and your sanity in the process.

And getting laid will happen even less!

 

[rudder]

Originally posted by: spanky
just get a hooker.

The cost can get high there as well. Make sure you can get free penicillin shots from your local health department before you go this route.

 

[flyfish]

Roll of ductape= $1.25

 

[MercenaryForHire]

You're freakin' pathetic.

- M4H

 

[Spooner]

Originally posted by: flyfish
Roll of ductape= $1.25

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaahahahah

so so very wrong, so so very funny

 

[apoppin]

Originally posted by: illusion88
No really guys, it is getting danm high.

Assume you go for a standard dinner and a movie. We are talking a nice dinner, somethnig you can go to on the first few dates.

Ok

Dinner: easy $20 a plate. So call it $50 total.
Movie: Here, it costs 9.25 a person. So thats another $20 for tickets. The girl is hungry, you pay another $8 for food and drink.
Ice Cream After: $10 for the both of you

So far we are $88 in the hole and only finished with the first date.

Now, multiple that by three because you aint getting any on the first date. Figure it takes three.

We are now up to $264 dollars. This excludes price of gas, which is danm expensive, not to mention other small things (flowers, condoms, etc.). This also assumes that you do not take your girl out to some fancy resturaunt or something. On the flip side, it doesn't include anything really cheap, like coffee, or a lunch or where she pays.

My god. I remember in Amsterdam it was 50 euro for a go around. I should have taken some of them up on the offer. They were far better looking then any girls I can get. And, I could have had roughly three of them for the price of one here in the states!

If you are cheap, just set your sight a little lower.

That expensive "hottie" may turn out to be a disappointment if you are counting your "expenses".

Find an older woman if you are really cheap. A "sugar mama" will take you to dinner, pay for it, and THEN give you dessert.

 

[SinnerWolf]

Originally posted by: flyfish
Roll of ductape= $1.25

best reply to date! lmao

I'm just waiting for a lady to start 'the cost of getting a husband' thread.

 

[dr150]

Do a cooking date at your house. Invite her over at around 5 PM and cook together over a glass of wine.

Dress smart (i.e. no shorts, t's, or sandals) bro.

Learn how to cook by watching those cooking shows on TV.........Practice at home until the dish in question doesn't taste like dogsh!t.

When asking her out, make sure to ask her what she eats. If she's a vegan, you don't want to have a steak prepared when she comes over. Also have a wine preselected to go with the respective dish and if she's fine with that selection.

You can also make a sangria while you guys are cooking together. It's a sweet drink and goes down well. Have an aperitif to snack on while cooking as well.

Copy those cooking show's entertainment value.....i.e. talk up the region of where the food comes from, the culture, why certain ingredients were chosen for the dish, etc. This will give you hours of talk time. Of course, have all ingredients all chopped up and ready to go. You don't want her to start chopping onions do you? :Q

If you have a nice backyard or deck, eat outside if it isn't too cold and the wind ain't blowing. (btw, make sure your house is clean and smells right.....if you smoke, you better air out your place a good while)

Such a well-done home cooked dinner date will win you MORE brownie points than taking her to an expensive restaurant that most likely tastes overpriced anyways.
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For future dates, you can barbeque at the beach or park. Hiking picnics are also nice. Buy a backpack that food can stay cold in. Yes! These backpacks do exist!

..............You get the idea? Food doesn't need to be expensive. The whole point of the dating exercise is to get her comfortable to you presence. Restaurants aren't the greatest way to have a good private conversation anyways! You're cooking skills will SEPARATE you from the other schmucks and put you into the light of a provider.

Your cooking skills will also serve you with other women if you're in the dating game.

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What I tell you has served me very well in the past.

Good luck with your mojo! :beer:

 

[sillymofo]

You need to learn from the master in Half Baked.

 

[sillymofo]

Originally posted by: illusion88
Ok Dinner: easy $20 a plate. So call it $50 total.
Movie: Here, it costs 9.25 a person. So thats another $20 for tickets.
The girl is hungry, you pay another $8 for food and drink.
Ice Cream After: $10 !

DUDE, you're trying to date her, and possibly bonk her, seems like you're trying to fatten her up for something else. Shiet. If I ever go out with a girl that eats that much. NO, I would never go out with a girl that looks like she could eat that much.