The cost of getting laid

[illusion88]

No really guys, it is getting danm high.

Assume you go for a standard dinner and a movie. We are talking a nice dinner, somethnig you can go to on the first few dates.

Ok

Dinner: easy $20 a plate. So call it $50 total.
Movie: Here, it costs 9.25 a person. So thats another $20 for tickets. The girl is hungry, you pay another $8 for food and drink.
Ice Cream After: $10 for the both of you

So far we are $88 in the hole and only finished with the first date.

Now, multiple that by three because you aint getting any on the first date. Figure it takes three.

We are now up to $264 dollars. This excludes price of gas, which is danm expensive, not to mention other small things (flowers, condoms, etc.). This also assumes that you do not take your girl out to some fancy resturaunt or something. On the flip side, it doesn't include anything really cheap, like coffee, or a lunch or where she pays.

My god. I remember in Amsterdam it was 50 euro for a go around. I should have taken some of them up on the offer. They were far better looking then any girls I can get. And, I could have had roughly three of them for the price of one here in the states!

 

[spanky]

just get a hooker.

 

[Platypus]

and you wonder why you can't get any girls

 

[boyRacer]

you got no game. jk.

 

[psydancerqt]

didnt cost me anything...

 

[poncherelli2]

thats pretty sad you look at it that way.

 

[illusion88]

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
and you wonder why you can't get any girls

no, I don't wonder, I know. haha

 

[Yax]

Or take the lykis suggestion:

First eat dinner. Then call the girl up and say: Hey, doing anything around 9-10? If not, how bout we hang out. If you end up taking her to a restaurent, just say you're not really hungry and order a salad. She'll have to order a salad too since girls don't like to eat more than the guy their with. If she likes to eat more than you, that means you're definitely a chubby chaser, can't help you there.

I think its a great idea, just never had a chance to try it out myself.

Oh, total cost <$40.00

 

[Schadenfreude]

So you have dinner, then the girl gets hungry at the movies, which is RIGHT AFTER dinner, then she still has room for ice cream?!

I guess chuncky monkeys need lovin' too . . ..

 

[dolph]

your girl eats dinner, snack, and ice cream all within 4 hours? dude, you're supposed to date the girls who are done with weight watchers, not the ones who just started.

oh, and every girl i've ever been out with insists on paying for something. welcome to the 2000s, where women are allowed to make and spend money, too

 

[Lager]

It's not the money, it's your small wiener.

 

[amnesiac]

You suck at getting laid.

Two off the top of my head:

1. Free booze + free weed + free condom + lonely fat chick = $0.00
2. Dinner at Denny's + mentally unstable stripper = $20

You just have to meet the right girls.

 

[CTrain]

Just go down to MIT(Mexico Institute of Tijuana) and have yourself a go-round for ~$70.

 

[Schadenfreude]

His "euro" thing (50) was cheaper. And I bet it's safer, too.

 

[SpiderX]

It takes you 3 dates?

Jeez

 

[Maleficus]

Originally posted by: CTrain
Just go down to MIT(Mexico Institute of Tijuana) and have yourself a go-round for ~$70.

lol thats awesome man.

 

[Schadenfreude]

Originally posted by: SpiderX
It takes you 3 dates?

Jeez

That's the "rule of thumb". Rules are meant to be broken (not really, but in this case . . ..)

 

[yellowperil]

3 dates x $90 a date sounds like you're courting a mate, not looking for a one-night stand. All you need is a girl who's just looking for casual sex and some :beer:

 

[Schadenfreude]

Originally posted by: yellowperil
3 dates x $90 a date sounds like you're courting a mate, not looking for a one-night stand. All you need is a girl who's just looking for casual sex and some :beer:

Don't you mean some :beer: and then some girl looking for casual sex?

 

[CTrain]

The school of MIT got plenty of girls looking for one-night stand...you just have to pay ~$70ish for the room

 

[AreaCode707]

I think I paid more than my bf over the course of our 1.5 year dating relationship. I'm weird though, and there was also no getting laid involved. Any guy that wanted to take me out on dates just to get laid could spend as much money as he wanted and it would serve him right to lose it all and get nothing for it. If you're thinking aobut "the cost of getting laid", then whatever girl you're dating is a whore in your eyes.

 

[Mookow]

Originally posted by: HotChic
I think I paid more than my bf over the course of our 1.5 year dating relationship. I'm weird though, and there was also no getting laid involved. Any guy that wanted to take me out on dates just to get laid could spend as much money as he wanted and it would serve him right to lose it all and get nothing for it. If you're thinking about "the cost of getting laid", then whatever girl you're dating is a whore in your eyes.

Is that so wrong? And, really, is it untrue in a large number of high school and college relationships?

 

[NinjaGnome]

Ummm my cost for getting laid is nothing. If you need to spend 90 bux on a date to impress a chick well then you need to work more on your personality skills, looks, macking skills. I still havent gone out on a single date with my girlfriend and I have had quite a few opportunities to do it with her that I didnt take.

 

[CrazyDe1]

Or you could just buy booze and forget the date...

 

[FrustratedUser]

Originally posted by: illusion88
No really guys, it is getting danm high.

Assume you go for a standard dinner and a movie. We are talking a nice dinner, somethnig you can go to on the first few dates.

Ok

Dinner: easy $20 a plate. So call it $50 total.
Movie: Here, it costs 9.25 a person. So thats another $20 for tickets. The girl is hungry, you pay another $8 for food and drink.
Ice Cream After: $10 for the both of you

So far we are $88 in the hole and only finished with the first date.

Now, multiple that by three because you aint getting any on the first date. Figure it takes three.

We are now up to $264 dollars. This excludes price of gas, which is danm expensive, not to mention other small things (flowers, condoms, etc.). This also assumes that you do not take your girl out to some fancy resturaunt or something. On the flip side, it doesn't include anything really cheap, like coffee, or a lunch or where she pays.

My god. I remember in Amsterdam it was 50 euro for a go around. I should have taken some of them up on the offer. They were far better looking then any girls I can get. And, I could have had roughly three of them for the price of one here in the states!

Funny you mentioned Amsterdam. I was offered 2 hotties for $80. LOL!