The cookie lawsuit

[Iron Woode]

cookie caper

what's the matter with people these days?

 

[Nikamichi]

 

[AcidicFury]

Reach over and grab me one.

 

[SilentVixen]

REPOST

 

[monk3y]

Pretty amazing (both the story and the amount of reposts...)

 

[olds]

Cookies?

 

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: SilentVixen
REPOST

It just showed up here for me.

 

[91TTZ]

How could this even hold up in court? If you walk up to me and say "hi" and I go to the hospital claiming to be scared half to death, can I really sue you for that? The court already ruled that there was no malicious intent, so what's the penalty for?

 

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: 91TTZ
How could this even hold up in court? If you walk up to me and say "hi" and I go to the hospital claiming to be scared half to death, can I really sue you for that? The court already ruled that there was no malicious intent, so what's the penalty for?

just because he can.

 

[GoingUp]

OK, we need to set up an online paypal account and take donations from all over the internet. Then we need to use that money to rent a dump truck and fill it full of cookies. Then we need to back it right up to that bitches house and unload them all over her front porch.

The only thing that suprises me in this case is that it didn't happen in California.

And the womans bills were even offered to be paid! WTF? She didn't like the apology so she sues just to get the medical costs covered?

 

[RiDE]

REPOST

 

[lobadobadingdong]

I must have missed the train, cause I never saw this b4. pretty stupid if you ask me, but at least they didn't have to pay any punitive damages.

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: lobadobadingdong
I must have missed the train, cause I never saw this b4. pretty stupid if you ask me, but at least they didn't have to pay any punitive damages.

"Hey man, sorry I drove drunk and hit your dog, but hey, at least it wasn't your daughter right?"

 

[quakefiend420]

Originally posted by: 91TTZ
How could this even hold up in court? If you walk up to me and say "hi" and I go to the hospital claiming to be scared half to death, can I really sue you for that? The court already ruled that there was no malicious intent, so what's the penalty for?

i know...wtf...we really need to do something about the bs lawsuits nowadays...

 

[lobadobadingdong]

Originally posted by: jagec

Originally posted by: lobadobadingdong
I must have missed the train, cause I never saw this b4. pretty stupid if you ask me, but at least they didn't have to pay any punitive damages.

"Hey man, sorry I drove drunk and hit your dog, but hey, at least it wasn't your daughter right?"

?WTF does that have to do with some 49yr old lady freiking out over some kids knocking on her door?

 

[flxnimprtmscl]

I hate this country. I really really do... That judge and the plantif both need to be beaten about the face and head with something big. Like say, a Buick. Repeatedly.

 

[yhelothar]

how about a big yellow bus?

 

[mobobuff]

Mailing Address for Taylor Ostergaard
415 County Road 307
Durango, CO

Mailing Address for Lindsey Jo Zellitti
781 County Road 302
Durango, CO

I won't post the phone numbers just because I don't want them getting pranked. But if anyone wants to call them... well I guess you can PM me.