The Confession Thread

[thirdlegstump]

I cannot program a VCR and I don't have a DVD player.

 

[Conky]

I clicked on this thread and I am ashamed of this.

 

[Red]

I had sex with my best friend's girlfriend in a movie theatre during Passions of the Christ....

(Just kidding, but I heard someone admit that this morning on the radio while driving to work)

 

[Juice Box]

Originally posted by: Crazyfool
I clicked on this thread and I am ashamed of this.

you too?

 

[imported_cello]

I wear my sox inside out. Now you all know. 😱

 

[chowmein]

actually played pokemon & yugioh trading cards

 

[jjones]

Nothing to confess. I find it very hard to be embarrassed by anything.

 

[chowmein]

Originally posted by: jjones
Nothing to confess. I find it very hard to be embarrassed by anything.

...thus you must ignore this thread

 

[Schadenfreude]

I masturbate furiously on a frequent basis.

No, really.

 

[JDub02]

Originally posted by: Crazyfool
I clicked on this thread and I am ashamed of this.

 

[Juice Box]

Originally posted by: Jehovah
I masturbate furiously on a frequent basis.

No, really.

TMI dude

 

[AdamSnow]

I put a little too much faith into a fart at work one day... hahaha

Wasnt a fart... 🙁

 

[marcello]

I look at porn at work

EDIT: Coincidentally, I'm getting laid off in 2 days.

 

[Bryophyte]

Originally posted by: Jehovah
I masturbate furiously every time I read a deathkoba thread.

No, really.

:Q Fixed

 

[thirdlegstump]

Originally posted by: marcello
I look at porn at work

who doesn't?

 

[thirdlegstump]

Originally posted by: AdamSnow
I put a little too much faith into a fart at work one day... hahaha

Wasnt a fart... 🙁

Was it a dry or wet poop?