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[William Gaatjes]

The fearless vampire killers

 

[William Gaatjes]

Imagine that Tiffany would have a standup comedy performance in a television show in Scotland and the Scottish show host would get her last name wrong :

Scottish show host with Scottish accent : "Ladies and gentlemen , Tiffany Haggis ! ".

Tiffany : "No, it is Tiffany Haddish ! ".

Scottish show host with Scottish accent : "I am sorry. Of course.... I apologize !" .
Scottish show host with Scottish accent : "Ladies and gentlemen , Tiffany Haggis ! ".

Tiffany : "No, it is Tiffany Haddish ! ".

 

[William Gaatjes]

Some good old humor from 1987 :

Revenge of the Nerds II: Nerds in Paradise

 

[William Gaatjes]

Undercover Brother

 

[William Gaatjes]

Just a short joke a certain person cooked up...
Imagine that some hungry goats find a weed plantation.

https://soundcloud.com/user-696444692-482230287%2Fhungry-goats-finding-a-weed-plantation

 

[William Gaatjes]

Hommage to comedian GoRemy : My short version addition to his great song : Khalilah !

https://soundcloud.com/user-696444692-482230287%2Fhommage-to-comedian-remy-my-own-short-version-khalilah

See music post and more at the music thread :
"GoRemy - Hey there Khalilah "

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[William Gaatjes]

GoRemy - Hummus

 

[William Gaatjes]

Ep Oorklep show

 

[William Gaatjes]

This song is an ode to femininity. It is in dutch, but so much fun.

Who can think of more lines ?

Me, just throwing some random words together in a creative way :
"
Als ik dronken zit te hipsen, denk ik aan je baarmoederwandje gipsen
Ik steek mijn gok onder je rok
Met mijn lepel stimuleer ik je klepel.

Ik swaffel je met mijn gaffel
Ik zaai zo graag in je vlaai.

Ik steek mijn zerk in je kerk
Alsof ik het gat in je broek dichtnaai

Ik hoos in je roos
Ik vul je doos
Want je weet dat ik zo graag van je liefde snaai.
Soms laat je zo hard een v-scheet , dat ik bijna weg waai

Extreem, deze text, ik weet het.
Dat komt door de rum, fatsoen vergeet het...

Ik ben zo geil
In jouw tempel der liefde zoek ik mijn heil.
"
Roel C. Verburg - Ik koester je oester (Lounge).

Tekst en fotos - roelcverburg

Roel C. Verburg – Gitaar Comedian. Als één van de weinige comedians van Nederland weet Roel C. Verburg stand-up comedy te combineren met muziek.

roelcverburg.nl

 

[igor_kavinski]

Dot dot dot...genius

101M views.

 

[SteveGrabowski]

 

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[SteveGrabowski]

 

[William Gaatjes]

Greg Morton portraying a self loving narcist.

Hey Hey it's Saturday | Greg Morton | 1992

 

[William Gaatjes]

Bill Hader - Arnold Baby :

Bill Hader - Al Pacino :

 

[William Gaatjes]

Hey Hey it's Saturday | Rita Rudner | Stand Up Comedy |1991

 

[igor_kavinski]

 

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[igor_kavinski]

 

[BurnItDwn]

My 91 year old grandma calls people in their 60s and 70s "kids" ... its like .. anybody more than 15 years younger than her is a "kid"

 

[igor_kavinski]

My 91 year old grandma calls people in their 60s and 70s "kids" ... its like .. anybody more than 15 years younger than her is a "kid"

I'm 44 and this 52 year old guy in my office calls me kid. But he does that almost with everyone. Affection overload probably.

 

[William Gaatjes]

Jim Carrey - Unnatural act

 

[William Gaatjes]

A fantasy collection of letters... In the style of the great Greg Morton...

A really nice and cute woman told me once : I am going to F@ck you until your flat.
I replied : "That may be more the result of your weight than your passion".
She laughed and loved her a$$ off...
And proved me wrong...

 

[igor_kavinski]

Doctor

A person who kills your ills, first with pills and then with bills.

 

[biostud]