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Imagine that Tiffany would have a standup comedy performance in a television show in Scotland and the Scottish show host would get her last name wrong :

Scottish show host with Scottish accent : "Ladies and gentlemen , Tiffany Haggis ! ".

Tiffany : "No, it is Tiffany Haddish ! ".

Scottish show host with Scottish accent : "I am sorry. Of course.... I apologize !" .
Scottish show host with Scottish accent : "Ladies and gentlemen , Tiffany Haggis ! ".

Tiffany : "No, it is Tiffany Haddish ! ".

 
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This song is an ode to femininity. It is in dutch, but so much fun.

Who can think of more lines ?

Me, just throwing some random words together in a creative way :
"
Als ik dronken zit te hipsen, denk ik aan je baarmoederwandje gipsen
Ik steek mijn gok onder je rok
Met mijn lepel stimuleer ik je klepel.

Ik swaffel je met mijn gaffel
Ik zaai zo graag in je vlaai.

Ik steek mijn zerk in je kerk
Alsof ik het gat in je broek dichtnaai

Ik hoos in je roos
Ik vul je doos
Want je weet dat ik zo graag van je liefde snaai.
Soms laat je zo hard een v-scheet , dat ik bijna weg waai

Extreem, deze text, ik weet het.
Dat komt door de rum, fatsoen vergeet het...

Ik ben zo geil
In jouw tempel der liefde zoek ik mijn heil.
"
Roel C. Verburg - Ik koester je oester (Lounge).



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Roel C. Verburg – Gitaar Comedian. Als één van de weinige comedians van Nederland weet Roel C. Verburg stand-up comedy te combineren met muziek.
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A fantasy collection of letters... In the style of the great Greg Morton...

A really nice and cute woman told me once : I am going to F@ck you until your flat.
I replied : "That may be more the result of your weight than your passion".
She laughed and loved her a$$ off...
And proved me wrong...
 
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