The Come Up With A Really Bad Movie Idea Thread

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Newell Steamer

Newell Steamer

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Hey Zeus
Jesus and Zeus are teleported to our modern times. They both need to figure out how to get back to their respective timelines - but, until then,..

cue Frank Sinatra New York New York

,.. they have to live amongst New Yorkers.

Watch Jesus on the phone with his dad, arguing about being helped out to get back to his timeline. Watch Zeus try to order ambrosia from a Greek souvlaki street vendor. Watch as both Jesus and Zeus try to run & operate the Jamba juice they both have to work at.

Cut to the scene where Jesus turns the carrot juice into pineapple juice
Jesus: ,.. this is old hat for me,..

And, watch as they both find love,..

cue Counting Crows Accidentally In Love

,... with modern civilization - and struggle to decide if they want to go back,..

Starring,...
Tracy Morgan, as Jesus
Kevin Spacey, as Zeus
Rob Snyder, as the Greek Souvlaki street vendor
Lisa Kudrow, as the Jamba Juice manager

Cut to the scene where Zeus is getting yelled at by the Jamba Juice manager
Jamba Juice Manager: King of the Greek God Pantheon or not Mr., you ARE working on weekends!!
 
Ruptga

Ruptga

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-A beloved classic, now remade for a new generation with none of the wit, charm, vision, or self-awareness that made the original so enduring.
-Recycled: In SPAAAAACE
-Watch this rapper you heard about once five years ago as he takes on the role of the plucky everyman in this heartwarming romantic comedy.
-From the pages of a cult's sacred fiction to the silver screen comes BATTLEFIELD EARTH.
 
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smackababy

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I can't think of a movie, but I can come up with a really bad thread idea. Oh wait, you already did that for me.
 
SlitheryDee

SlitheryDee

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Feb 2, 2005
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poofyhairguy said:
Thor as a woman
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We'd need a new origins story to take us through the transition. It would go something like:

Opens with Thor looking depressed.

fights crime dressed in drag.

Acquires a drug habit and starts blowing dudes in parking lots for coke

Goes to rehab and, while there realizes that there's a way he can look on the outside how he feels on the inside.

Chris Hemsworth as Thor walks into the hospital and a few hours later Elisha Cuthbert as Thor walks out.

Lesbian sex scene with Natalie Portman.

roll credits
 
poofyhairguy

poofyhairguy

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Nov 20, 2005
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SlitheryDee said:
Chris Hemsworth as Thor walks into the hospital and a few hours later Elisha Cuthbert as Thor walks out.

Lesbian sex scene with Natalie Portman.

roll credits
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That doesn't sound like that bad of a movie if you just watch the ending. Kinda like Phantom Menace.
 
BurnItDwn

BurnItDwn

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Oct 10, 1999
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Just look at hollywood, they have used so many bad ideas they are running out and reusing the older bad ideas.
 
Hugo Drax

Hugo Drax

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A movie about a clown who entertains the jewish children in the concentration camp and leads them into the gas chambers like a pied piper?
 
mmntech

mmntech

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Mohammed biopic that's also a romantic comedy. Starring Adam Sandler in the title roll.
 
WT

WT

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Movie about a buncha computer nerds posting tripe in an off topic forum. They will all claim to have 6 figure salaries, date pinup girls and drive M3s.

They bicker and bitch at many first world problems, but soon realize there isn't anything more appealing than a mouse popping out of an A/C unit, or a 'Better Nate than Lever' joke that never ends.
 
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