The Co**ometer

[Arkaign]

Inspiration here :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7_bGJpsY4s

(48 seconds of classic TG tomfoolery)

Anyhow, I was wondering what the co**ometer ratings for various cars would be. Let's call this a 1-12 rating.

I'll start :

College kid in a Volvo S40 : 2.5 out of 12.

 

[boredhokie]

Frat boy in a 96 M3: 12/12

 

[RFtesla]

College guy in a 98 328is: 9/12

 

[mh47g]

I think this is better

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...XsqQa4&feature=related

 

[Arkaign]

9 to 5er guy in a Ford Excursion 10/12.

 

[ViviTheMage]

Originally posted by: mh47g
I think this is better

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...XsqQa4&feature=related

bahahaha

 

[Demon-Xanth]

Anyone wearing a suit and tie while driving a mall crawler: 11/12 (because I'm sure there's a way to get higher)

 

[DivideBYZero]

Anybody in a BMW, max points.

 

[Arkaign]

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero
Anybody in a BMW, max points.

Ouch 🙂 I miss my M5, though.

Score me now :

Family man in an '08 Ford Focus S 🙂

 

[ayabe]

White guy wearing a wife beater in a Cobalt SS - 10/12

White guy wearing a wife beater in a Cobalt SS with optional mullet - 11.25/12

 

[Arkaign]

Originally posted by: ayabe
White guy wearing a wife beater in a Cobalt SS - 10/12

White guy wearing a wife beater in a Cobalt SS with optional mullet - 11.25/12

lolz.

I got one for you, saw it on the way to Easter family gathering the other day.

AZN guy with spiky flattop hair driving a silver VW Jetta GLS with turbo, exhaust, wing, and black rims. Fast driver, big smile 🙂

 

[DivideBYZero]

Originally posted by: Arkaign

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero
Anybody in a BMW, max points.

Ouch 🙂 I miss my M5, though.

Score me now :

Family man in an '08 Ford Focus S 🙂

I gave myself max points! I WIN!

 

[Arkaign]

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero

Originally posted by: Arkaign

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero
Anybody in a BMW, max points.

Ouch 🙂 I miss my M5, though.

Score me now :

Family man in an '08 Ford Focus S 🙂

I gave myself max points! I WIN!

But you didn't give me any points? Don't I get any for driving a Focus? 🙂

 

[Demon-Xanth]

Originally posted by: Arkaign

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero

Originally posted by: Arkaign

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero
Anybody in a BMW, max points.

Ouch 🙂 I miss my M5, though.

Score me now :

Family man in an '08 Ford Focus S 🙂

I gave myself max points! I WIN!

But you didn't give me any points? Don't I get any for driving a Focus? 🙂

Only if you toss the keys behind your back to the parking attendant's feet like in that commercial. Then you're a massive dick.

 

[Arkaign]

Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth

Originally posted by: Arkaign

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero

Originally posted by: Arkaign

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero
Anybody in a BMW, max points.

Ouch 🙂 I miss my M5, though.

Score me now :

Family man in an '08 Ford Focus S 🙂

I gave myself max points! I WIN!

But you didn't give me any points? Don't I get any for driving a Focus? 🙂

Only if you toss the keys behind your back to the parking attendant's feet like in that commercial. Then you're a massive dick.

lol, I'd shoot myself in the testicles with a nail gun before I'd use Valet for a Focus 🙂

 

[DivideBYZero]

Originally posted by: Arkaign

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero

Originally posted by: Arkaign

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero
Anybody in a BMW, max points.

Ouch 🙂 I miss my M5, though.

Score me now :

Family man in an '08 Ford Focus S 🙂

I gave myself max points! I WIN!

But you didn't give me any points? Don't I get any for driving a Focus? 🙂

If you drive a burnt orange metallic Euro Focus ST, remapped of course, then you get 15/15. :laugh: