The Cleveland Steamer

[JasonCoder]

Why do I click these threads? Need to go ralph my lunch up now, kthx...

 

[Nik]

Originally posted by: jdini76
Are you talking about This?

LOLOL

 

[olds]

Isn't it a turd?

 

[jEnus]

Strawberry swirl?

 

[biggestmuff]

Nicaraguan Chocolate Nutcracker

 

[MichaelD]

I'm pretty smart on the "Urbandictionary" modern slang/lingo/curses/sex stuff. Though I know what they mean I don't get the attraction.

I mean, seriously. Golden showers is sick enough, but shitting on woman's chest? Or just shitting on/in front of her at ALL? Where's the turn-on there? Donkey Punch? WHY would you PUNCH a chick who was nice enough to give you the nookie in the back of the head? Sure, spank that ass, literally. When you're pounding away from back there and she's seriously into it, smack her on the ass and leave a mark. But punch her in the head? WTF is wrong with you?

It's like those sickos that are into BDSM (mostly male). They CAN'T get it up. CAN'T get off, physically, so they get off mentally by hurting others or being hurt by others.

Shitting on someone is no different.

If your wang doesn't work anymore and Viagra won't help you, then it's time to take up painting or restoring old cars or gardening.

Do not go shitting on the women of the world. I prefer my women to NOT smell like shit, thank you. Fucking sickos.

 

[MedicBob]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
I'm pretty smart on the "Urbandictionary" modern slang/lingo/curses/sex stuff. Though I know what they mean I don't get the attraction.

I mean, seriously. Golden showers is sick enough, but shitting on woman's chest? Or just shitting on/in front of her at ALL? Where's the turn-on there?

It's like those sickos that are into BDSM (mostly male). They CAN'T get it up. CAN'T get off, physically, so they get off mentally by hurting others or being hurt by others.

Shitting on someone is no different.

If your wang doesn't work anymore and Viagra won't help you, then it's time to take up painting or restoring old cars or gardening.

Do not go shitting on the women of the world. I prefer my women to NOT smell like shit, thank you. Fucking sickos.

Sooooo,

I take it you know what it is?

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: MedicBob

Originally posted by: MichaelD
I'm pretty smart on the "Urbandictionary" modern slang/lingo/curses/sex stuff. Though I know what they mean I don't get the attraction.

I mean, seriously. Golden showers is sick enough, but shitting on woman's chest? Or just shitting on/in front of her at ALL? Where's the turn-on there?

It's like those sickos that are into BDSM (mostly male). They CAN'T get it up. CAN'T get off, physically, so they get off mentally by hurting others or being hurt by others.

Shitting on someone is no different.

If your wang doesn't work anymore and Viagra won't help you, then it's time to take up painting or restoring old cars or gardening.

Do not go shitting on the women of the world. I prefer my women to NOT smell like shit, thank you. Fucking sickos.

Sooooo,

I take it you know what it is?

Yeah, I looked it up (years ago) like most people. I grew up in the day when "pearl necklace" was something cool and naughty. This new shit (literally) is just wrong. I'm all for using women like disposable razors, but without the physical injury and infectious fecal disease implications. That's just sick.

 

[Damn Dirty Ape]

umm waitaminute...

you mean its NOT a paddlewheel steamboat?

/hmm

 

[Barfo]

Someone should make clip art to illustrate these confusing terms.

 

[Safeway]

What about a Houdini? Do your gal doggy style and pretend to *** by spitting on her back. When she turns around to see the map of Hawaii, actually *** on her face. Magic act!

 

[The-Noid]

David Copperfield is better than the Houdini.

When a man has sex with a woman so that he is behind her and she is facing a window. The man has his friend hide in the in the room and during the middle of the act the man pulls out and his friend takes his place so that the woman does not notice. The man then runs outside and waves to the woman from outside of the window.
Me and Jim pulled the houdini perfectly last night. The girl had no idea how I escaped.

 

[Mo0o]

Bucking Bronco is the best

 

[OCGuy]

I prefer the Ugandan trenchcoat

 

[bunnyfubbles]

Originally posted by: JeffreyLebowski

Originally posted by: OCguy
It is sort of like the Cincinnati Hotpocket.

I thought it was the Hot Carl?

Upper decking is fun to do to someone. It will take some time for them to figure it out too.

Cincinnati Bow-tie