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I swear he does that 90% of the time I'm around, sleeps on his back whenever I'm in the same room as him.
Triumph
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Felis Catus, is your taxonomic nomenclature:
An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature.
Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses
Contribute to your hunting skills, and natural defenses.
I find myself intrigued by your sub-vocal oscillations,
A singular development of cat communications
That obviates your basic hedonistic predilection
For a rhythmic stroking of your fur, to demonstrate affection.
A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents.
You would not be so agile, if you lacked its counterbalance.
And when not being utilized to aid in locomotion
It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.
Oh, Spot, the complex levels of behavior you display
Connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array;
And though you are not sentient , Spot, and do not comprehend
I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.
An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature.
Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses
Contribute to your hunting skills, and natural defenses.
I find myself intrigued by your sub-vocal oscillations,
A singular development of cat communications
That obviates your basic hedonistic predilection
For a rhythmic stroking of your fur, to demonstrate affection.
A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents.
You would not be so agile, if you lacked its counterbalance.
And when not being utilized to aid in locomotion
It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.
Oh, Spot, the complex levels of behavior you display
Connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array;
And though you are not sentient , Spot, and do not comprehend
I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.
Originally posted by: aircooled
Originally posted by: rezinn
Funny the variety of comments you get, from cute, scary, evil, to.. well.. sexually deviant
For the record, the last time I had sex with the cat was not in the eye sockets!
ahahah
Don Vito Corleone
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