Bobby ran running to his mom:
MOM!MOM! DAD WAS DOING SOMETHING WITH THE SERVANT!!!
"Well, what was he doing to her?" asked the inquisitive mother.
"well, he was kissing her and touching her. They went to the reading room and then he mounted her like a horse on the desk, slipped off her clothes and stuck his...."
"That's enough young man," interrupted the mother. "Why don't you you tell him yourself during dinner on Sunday."
Sunday arrives and the entire family is at their house enjoying the meal. Bobby's mother nuddges him to tell his Dad what he wanted to tell him.
"Aunties, uncles, cousins, i have something to say" Bobby interrupted.
Everyone went silent.
"Yesterday I caught my Dad kissing and touching the servant. I saw them go into the reading room and then saw him mount her like a horse on the desk."
Everyone looked at Bobby and his Dad in shock as the little boy continued....
"...and then I saw my Dad take her clothes off and stick his...Mom, what do you call that thing on the Milkman that you suck?"
MOM!MOM! DAD WAS DOING SOMETHING WITH THE SERVANT!!!
"Well, what was he doing to her?" asked the inquisitive mother.
"well, he was kissing her and touching her. They went to the reading room and then he mounted her like a horse on the desk, slipped off her clothes and stuck his...."
"That's enough young man," interrupted the mother. "Why don't you you tell him yourself during dinner on Sunday."
Sunday arrives and the entire family is at their house enjoying the meal. Bobby's mother nuddges him to tell his Dad what he wanted to tell him.
"Aunties, uncles, cousins, i have something to say" Bobby interrupted.
Everyone went silent.
"Yesterday I caught my Dad kissing and touching the servant. I saw them go into the reading room and then saw him mount her like a horse on the desk."
Everyone looked at Bobby and his Dad in shock as the little boy continued....
"...and then I saw my Dad take her clothes off and stick his...Mom, what do you call that thing on the Milkman that you suck?"
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