The Brunette Bar Experience

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I recently turned 21 (August 3rd). So, I have a good four months under my belt with the bar scene. We all know the real reasons to hit the bar scene, to expand the little black book. Here are a few things I have learned about girls. Can anyone vouche for the truth of which they have also experienced.

I tend to not hit on girls because it is a waste of energy and money to have to get laid. So I usually just sit off or go look like a retard dancing like a white boy. I run about a 3-4 ratio on the chances I get hit on. And every time I do get hit on it is by a brunette. EVERY TIME. So I get there phone numbers or go home with them and all that typical hookup stuff. But brunette's play mind games or are psychotic after they hit on you. One brunette I have been working on for about a month. She works three jobs and rarely has time. One brunette decided she would get back together with her ex-abusive boyfriend. One brunette got in a car accident on her way over to "see" me. One brunette fell asleep at the wheel on her way over to see me. One brunette decided that the word Dating means she cannot date more than one man, and stuck with her original dating buddy. And the recent brunette was married. Haha.

So my conclusion is this brunettes are used to being ignored inpart because blondes get all the attention. This makes brunettes more outgoing. BUT the thing is brunettes are psychotic but good girl friends when you get past the bar scene. Their lives aren't revolving around awesomeness, like me, until they do become a girlfriend. Maybe I should go back to hitting on girls/blondes and making a fool out of myself to get better booty calls. What's the consensus?
 

rgwalt

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Maybe you should realize that the quality girls aren't at the bars...

R
 

I rule

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Originally posted by: rgwalt
Maybe you should realize that the quality girls aren't at the bars...

R

Haha well I know that, but is a new experience for me. I have to try it! Just looking for others who have experience.
 

Mojoed

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The consensus is there are many blondes, brunettes, and red-heads out there whom are psychotic. There are also many blondes, brunettes, and red-heads out there whom are normal. There are all kinds of people, and attitudes. Bottom line, I don't think there is much of a correlation between hair color and attitude
 

rgwalt

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Originally posted by: I rule
Originally posted by: rgwalt
Maybe you should realize that the quality girls aren't at the bars...

R

Haha well I know that, but is a new experience for me. I have to try it! Just looking for others who have experience.

Ah, OK. You can meet quality women at bars, but they tend to be in low concentration. Just as long as you realize this, you'll be fine.

I also agree that there is little correlation between hair color and insanity in women. I tend to think of it as more of an age correlation.

R
 

dxkj

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I would say maybe only psychotic girls hit on you, rather than basing it on hair color.


But since about 99% of women are psychotic, reglardless of hair color, your odds are bad friend.
 

n0cmonkey

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Originally posted by: I rule
I recently turned 21 (August 3rd). So, I have a good four months under my belt with the bar scene.

Only 4 months? WTF were you doing last year? Such a slacker.

We all know the real reasons to hit the bar scene, to expand the little black book.

I go there to get trashed.
 

brigden

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"You can't meet good girls at bars" is a line used by losers who can't pull anything other than needy social retards.
 

nakedfrog

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Originally posted by: rgwalt
Originally posted by: I rule
Originally posted by: rgwalt
Maybe you should realize that the quality girls aren't at the bars...

R

Haha well I know that, but is a new experience for me. I have to try it! Just looking for others who have experience.

Ah, OK. You can meet quality women at bars, but they tend to be in low concentration. Just as long as you realize this, you'll be fine.

I also agree that there is little correlation between hair color and insanity in women. I tend to think of it as more of an age correlation.

R

Age correlation? So when does the insanity curve start to slope downward? 35, 40?
 

cmdrmoocow

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well, its not just brunettes.

Looking at a bar? Chances are that the women there are just naturally crazy.

(I've come away from the all-women-are-psycho theory).
 

n0cmonkey

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Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Originally posted by: rgwalt
Originally posted by: I rule
Originally posted by: rgwalt
Maybe you should realize that the quality girls aren't at the bars...

R

Haha well I know that, but is a new experience for me. I have to try it! Just looking for others who have experience.

Ah, OK. You can meet quality women at bars, but they tend to be in low concentration. Just as long as you realize this, you'll be fine.

I also agree that there is little correlation between hair color and insanity in women. I tend to think of it as more of an age correlation.

R

Age correlation? So when does the insanity curve start to slope downward? 35, 40?

Death.
 

rgwalt

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Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Originally posted by: rgwalt
Originally posted by: I rule
Originally posted by: rgwalt
Maybe you should realize that the quality girls aren't at the bars...

R

Haha well I know that, but is a new experience for me. I have to try it! Just looking for others who have experience.

Ah, OK. You can meet quality women at bars, but they tend to be in low concentration. Just as long as you realize this, you'll be fine.

I also agree that there is little correlation between hair color and insanity in women. I tend to think of it as more of an age correlation.

R

Age correlation? So when does the insanity curve start to slope downward? 35, 40?

Death.

I'm an optimist, and I'm 25, so I'm going to say 23, give or take a year.

R
 

Zanix

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Originally posted by: Mojoed
The consensus is there are many blondes, brunettes, and red-heads out there whom are psychotic. There are also many blondes, brunettes, and red-heads out there whom are normal. There are all kinds of people, and attitudes. Bottom line, I don't think there is much of a correlation between hair color and attitude



OMGWTFEDUCATION!!

Don't try to talk sence to us. LIFE = POON damnit!
 

nakedfrog

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Originally posted by: rgwalt
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Age correlation? So when does the insanity curve start to slope downward? 35, 40?

Death.

I'm an optimist, and I'm 25, so I'm going to say 23, give or take a year.

R

I'm 27, and I'm gonna go ahead and say there's no way it's before 30.
 

Nitemare

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Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Originally posted by: rgwalt
Originally posted by: I rule
Originally posted by: rgwalt
Maybe you should realize that the quality girls aren't at the bars...

R

Haha well I know that, but is a new experience for me. I have to try it! Just looking for others who have experience.

Ah, OK. You can meet quality women at bars, but they tend to be in low concentration. Just as long as you realize this, you'll be fine.

I also agree that there is little correlation between hair color and insanity in women. I tend to think of it as more of an age correlation.

R

Age correlation? So when does the insanity curve start to slope downward? 35, 40?

Death.

:thumbsup:
 

n0cmonkey

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Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Originally posted by: rgwalt
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Age correlation? So when does the insanity curve start to slope downward? 35, 40?

Death.

I'm an optimist, and I'm 25, so I'm going to say 23, give or take a year.

R

I'm 27, and I'm gonna go ahead and say there's no way it's before 30.

It's not in the 30's either.
 

KarenMarie

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I recently turned 21 (August 3rd). So, I have a good four months under my belt with the bar scene.

At 41yrs old... that is the cutest thing I have seen in a while.

:)
 

I rule

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Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: I rule
I recently turned 21 (August 3rd). So, I have a good four months under my belt with the bar scene.

Only 4 months? WTF were you doing last year? Such a slacker.

We all know the real reasons to hit the bar scene, to expand the little black book.

I go there to get trashed.

Ahh hell to expensive. I got to get trashed and show up drunk. Poor a 40 for my homies down my throat.

Originally posted by: KarenMarie
I recently turned 21 (August 3rd). So, I have a good four months under my belt with the bar scene.

At 41yrs old... that is the cutest thing I have seen in a while.

:)

I'm glad I can make such a cute impact. Haha damn young age. Yah I am pretty sure just all women are psychotic. Especially the outgoing girls that hit on me. They must, after all, have a screw loose that makes them have to approach me. Hot girls aren't suppose to hit on guys. At least that's what I learned in High School. High School sucks.