The Bobs are at my office?

[trmiv]

Quixfire, what would you say you DO here, exactly?

 

[Quixfire]

Originally posted by: trmiv
Quixfire, what would you say you DO here, exactly?

"I already told you! I deal with the goddamn customers so the software people don't have to! I have people skills! I am good at working with people! What the hell is wrong with you people?!?"

Update: Mandatory department head meeting next Friday and I was invited and I'm not a department head.
<--???

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: Quixfire

Originally posted by: trmiv
Quixfire, what would you say you DO here, exactly?

"I already told you! I deal with the goddamn customers so the software people don't have to! I have people skills! I am good at working with people! What the hell is wrong with you people?!?"

Update: Mandatory department head meeting next Friday and I was invited and I'm not a department head.
<--???

Maybe they're inviting you to give head to the department heads.

 

[spidey07]

Originally posted by: Quixfire

Originally posted by: trmiv
Quixfire, what would you say you DO here, exactly?

"I already told you! I deal with the goddamn customers so the software people don't have to! I have people skills! I am good at working with people! What the hell is wrong with you people?!?"

Update: Mandatory department head meeting next Friday and I was invited and I'm not a department head.
<--???

uh-oh.

Is this like those meetings where they call everybody into a room.

those invited to the meeting are fired, those that are not get to stay.

Just think how much money those "consultants" are getting. Generally its a percentage of the overall operational efficiencies.

1) cut jobs
2) ?
3) profit

 

[Scarpozzi]

Don't forget that tomorrow is Hawaiian shirt day. So you can where a hawaiian shirt and jeans.....

 

[ShotgunSteven]

Originally posted by: Quixfire

Originally posted by: trmiv
Quixfire, what would you say you DO here, exactly?

"I already told you! I deal with the goddamn customers so the software people don't have to! I have people skills! I am good at working with people! What the hell is wrong with you people?!?"

Update: Mandatory department head meeting next Friday and I was invited and I'm not a department head.
<--???

Perhaps you're getting promoted?

 

[DannyLove]

i'm laughing so hard here at work.

Best thread of the day :thumbsup:

"Corporate Accounts Payable, Nina speaking! Just a moment!"

 

[Nitemare]

Damn, It feels good to be a gangsta..

 

[TheLonelyPhoenix]

Let me know when you start banging Jennifer Aniston.

 

[ShotgunSteven]

Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix
Let me know when you start banging Jennifer Aniston.

Hell, Lumbergh fscked her.

 

[Kev]

I believe you have my stapler.

 

[Quixfire]

Originally posted by: ShotgunSteven

Originally posted by: Quixfire

Originally posted by: trmiv
Quixfire, what would you say you DO here, exactly?

"I already told you! I deal with the goddamn customers so the software people don't have to! I have people skills! I am good at working with people! What the hell is wrong with you people?!?"

Update: Mandatory department head meeting next Friday and I was invited and I'm not a department head.
<--???

Perhaps you're getting promoted?

One could hope, or dread in my case. I don't like my boss's job.

 

[silverpig]

You're going down to the basement... oh, and would you mind bringing a can of raid with you? We've been having a cockroach problem down there... yeah... that'd be grrrrrreat.

 

[Homerboy]

EVERYTIME I read a thread where the Office Space quotes flow I can no stop laughing and I have to go home and toss that gem in.