The best OS review I have ever read.

[Vikaden]

You guys have to read this review of Microsofts new OS. <<The Review>>

 

[hammer01]

hehehe

 

[adams]

This is great



<< Windows Whistelar for Germaney - Germaney dosant liek blood and guts and cursing, so all menus are replaced with ROBOTS and teh blood is green and when you boots up teh compuatar machene Bill Gates comes on and says &quot;Die Schopfung der Teufelsrythmus!&quot; which means &quot;Hello I'm BIll Gates and dont worrey Germanic parents, yuor kids wont see blodd AND GUTS ON THIS TRAIN RIDE!!&quot; and then Bill Gates explodes in a cloud of smoke and there si a carrot where he was!!!! [\Q]

 

[SmiZ]

journalistic masterpiece

 

[prodigy]

LMFAO!!

 

[ArkAoss]

heh can i try whitsler too?

 

[ForeverSilky]

I love JeffK.

 

[jaydee]

<< Start and menu buttons are much biggar becuase they are now hard too see. Micorosoft got too maney tech support emales from peopal saying &quot;I CANT SHUTS DOWN MY COMPUTAR MACHENE BECUASE IM AN IDEIOT&quot; so they makes the button 500 x 500 pixels now and it floats all ovar teh screen and says &quot;HEY FISHFACE, CLICK ME, YOU CLUMSY OAF!&quot; >>


LOL, good find Vikaden

EDIT: even better:


<< I am vary sorrey I burned down teh kitchen mom because I was being iresponsabal and I should not have tried too makes pancakes with matches in them. Jerry saids that it would make them cook fastar because we were in a hurray becuase Road Roavers was comeing on TV in shortly! Tiem!! so we poured teh mix in and threw it on teh pan and then Jerry had teh matches and says &quot;FIRE WILL COOK IT FASTER&quot; so I put them under the pan and turned on teh stove and then we smelled smoke and Jerry ran hoem! and Jerry left his brothar Franklin ovar here so I started throwing plates at him and he ran away too. And I threw Gatoraid all ovar teh fire and then hit teh smoke detector with a hammar so it would SHUT UP >>

 

[Vikaden]

Im still laughing, yeah somethingawful is funnier than hell, read some of thier movie reviews

 

[thebestMAX]

The author is a proud graduate of the West Palm Beach School district.

 

[UsandThem]

I am truly grateful for people like the author of that page.

I never have to worry about losing a job to them.


Application for IBM accounting position:

Name: Jeff K!

Occupation: I was going too writes about Windows Whistelar but I needed a job 'cause I's was hungry! shUt uP Boyz!

Where do you see yourself in ten years?: WINDOWS WHISTELR PROFESSIONAL deleloper - for professional programmars who maek games and who runs a server for Britany Spears PORN mp3s! Yuo have too fill out a test to become a Windows profesional and then yuo have too paint your car yellow!?!? BUT Lunix si free though because teh hippys who made it forgot to charge moneys because they were flyin high on goofball. and it was OPEN SORES>

Thank you Jeff K! By the way, I would like that super-sized, please!

 

[urbantechie]

Dude, i'm totally serious. If thats his picture on his main page, then he goes to my school!

 

[SuperGroove]

Is it just me or is JEFF K, becoming more legible? I mean...all he does is loosely misspell words. He's got good grammar now, or so it seems.

Maybe I should write him and wait for one of his infamous replies.

Paul

 

[prodigy]

urbantechie, you're joking right?

JeffK is a &quot;made-up character&quot; if you didn't already know.

 

[thelanx]

LMAO