The best lame songs

[DigDog]

So i'm working in this big office now and i realized i can't listen to terrorcore, not even on my earphones, without freaking people out.

So i'm asking you all to chip in and recommend a bunch of terribad songs i can load my chinese iPod lookalike to convince everyone i'm a "quite unexciting"(i want to fit in).

So far i have :
Roxette - listen to your heart
Phil Oakley - Electric Dreams
Fun - We are Young (not bad actually)
Axix of Awesome (i'm kinda worried this might be too anarchic for them)


you get my drift i hope.

Fire away!

 

[Ns1]

tool - stinkfist
tool - prison sex
nin - closer
nin - eraser
nirvana - rape me


should be a good list to start you off.

 

[DigDog]

ermm ... no

other way around

 

[Jodell88]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAM9diIDHqs

 

[smackababy]

So, you listen to awful music and want us to suggest music other people won't find so offensive to their ears?

Just listen to the top 40 hits.

 

[Ns1]

ermm ... no

other way around

LOL

there's always this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sruQJ12PsI

 

[Printer Bandit]

Hanukkah Song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rd1Pyu9_rxo

 

[WelshBloke]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1s7KZgWXGc

 

[Atomic Playboy]

I saw that you were on the lookout for lame songs, and I was going to suggest "terrorcore," because that is the lamest sounding thing I have never heard of. But apparently that's out. So, ummm... Michael Bolton?

 

[IronWing]

I Kissed a Girl - Katy Parry
I've been to Paradise - Charlene

 

[KeithTalent]

I actually like these songs, but they are pretty innocuous:

Blood Orange - Uncle Ace: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMZwvjYyyUA
Daft Punk - Get Lucky: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NV6Rdv1a3I
Memory Tapes - Wait in the Dark: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmTwkqSSa9w
Fiona Apple - Every Single Night: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIlLq4BqGdg
MGMT - Brian Eno: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raLpZ-9aU2I
The Flaming Lips - Do You Realize: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPXWt2ESxVY
Metronomy - The Look: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFrNsSnk8GM
Pavement - Heaven Is A Truck: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nM07pm32sV0
Ellie Goulding - Lights: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NKUpo_xKyQ
Of Monsters and Men - Little Talks: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghb6eDopW8I
Pinback - Penelope: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nn3gfd6FZMo
Hot Chip - End of the Earth: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTJ9NmA2yjI
Sam Roberts - Brother Down: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71EnaOs-Xdk
Plants And Animals - Good Friend: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pX60c4Lp_A
of Montreal - Gronlandic Edit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBfgQvM7wtE
The Lumineers - Stubborn Love: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJWk_KNbDHo
Suzanne Vega - Tom's Diner: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLP6QluMlrg
MSTRKRFT - Easy Love: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEfKBEWGQwg
Broken Bells - The High Road: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWBG1j_flrg
Totally Enormous Extinct Dinosaurs - Tapes & Money: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmoFjygynMA
Chvrches - We Sink: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7xyOqRl5gs


KT

 

[FeuerFrei]

Heaven is a place on Earth

😉

 

[DigDog]

good but, not quite. the best i can find out of that list is suzanne vega.

not only they have to be "innocuous", but also recognizable. none of that "omg he listens to something i don't know". might as well listen to Masada then.

think .. idk .. Toto ... Mariah Carey .. etc..

Heaven is a place on Earth

😉

PERFECT!

 

[KeithTalent]

Well that's ridiculous. That Ellie Goulding song was very popular and played all over the place, same with The Lumineers.

KT

 

[Ns1]

good but, not quite. the best i can find out of that list is suzanne vega.

not only they have to be "innocuous", but also recognizable. none of that "omg he listens to something i don't know". might as well listen to Masada then.

think .. idk .. Toto ... Mariah Carey .. etc..




PERFECT!

You might as well just go to billboard.Com and look at the top 100.

 

[KeithTalent]

You might as well just go to billboard.Com and look at the top 100.

Yeah, this.

KT

 

[Kadarin]

Pat Boone: In a Metal Mood

Example: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfmcrXNuCwg

 

[DaveSimmons]

i can't listen to terrorcore, not even on my earphones, without freaking people out

Huey Lewis, duh.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzN3qO-qc8U

 

[SlowSpyder]

Heart is a guilty pleasure of mine. 🙂

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Cw1ng75KP0

 

[IronWing]

Muskrat Sally, Muskrat Sam
Doing the jitterbug down in muskrat land
They do the shimmy, Sam's so skinny...

Also:
Convoy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=le2bPRGvKXE


More, More, More

Everything is Beautiful

 

[DigDog]

You might as well just go to billboard.Com and look at the top 100.

well, you say that like it's the most obvious thing in the world, but i didn't even know that website existed.

 

[Ns1]

well, you say that like it's the most obvious thing in the world, but i didn't even know that website existed.

😵

 

[BladeVenom]

Listen to classical music. I don't think anyone's been offended by classical music in hundreds of years.

 

[ImpulsE69]

"A lapdance is always better when the stripper is cryin'" - Bloodhound Gang

 

[John Connor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVrVY540xdc

Worst song ever! EVER! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UVNT4wvIGY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPn0KFlbqX8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1N29vkIT3eo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ8D5Ihe4hg

Total bitch jacked this song from Talk Talk. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubvV498pyIM


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USR3bX_PtU4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pav2f4b-1ZE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEzb3yPoCm4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qm8ClRnVxtE

Where were you when we were getting HIIIIIGH! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hzrDeceEKc

Just a bunch of bitching whiny bull shit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VeNBQmb8bk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qVPNONdF58

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyhrYis509A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68ugkg9RePc