The best feeling in the world!

[Stallion]

Besides the obvious one.

The unconditional love of a 3 year old. Every day when I leave for work my son runs to the door and yells hug and kiss daddy, hug and kiss. He then stands on the porch and waves boodbye as I drive off. It is the best feeling , I can be a jerk or turd to just about everyone else but here is a little guy who loves me no matter what.

No matter if I scold him or spank him, he soon forgets and we are best pals again.

Anyone else?

 

[gopunk]

success, whether it be winning a competition or doing good in school

 

[Cattlegod]

2nd to the obvious is a nice big crap

that feels great.

 

[pyonir]

the obvious one? does it have anything to do with a certain "snip" ? :Q

 

[gopunk]

Originally posted by: Cattlegod
2nd to the obvious is a nice big crap

that feels great.

ah, memories of utopia...

 

[UglyCasanova]

Originally posted by: Cattlegod
2nd to the obvious is a nice big crap

that feels great.

I agree. There is no other feeling as rewarding as taken a crap. You just feel like a new man afterwards. I think there may be some form of spiritual zen connected to it, but I will need to do further research before I come to any conclusions.

 

[Random Variable]

a sledgehammer to the testicles :Q

 

[Stallion]

Originally posted by: pyonir
the obvious one? does it have anything to do with a certain "snip" ? :Q

nope, not that one. The "boys" are doing just fine, thank you very much. And work great as well.

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: Stallion
nope, not that one. The "boys" are doing just fine, thank you very much. And work great as well.

a little too much information...but good for you.

 

[SSP]

Originally posted by: dparker

Originally posted by: Cattlegod
2nd to the obvious is a nice big crap

that feels great.

I agree. There is no other feeling as rewarding as taken a crap. You just feel like a new man afterwards. I think there may be some form of spiritual zen connected to it, but I will need to do further research before I come to any conclusions.

AHAHAHAHA!!!!

So true.

 

[nd]

Originally posted by: Stallion
Besides the obvious one.

The unconditional love of a 3 year old. Every day when I leave for work my son runs to the door and yells hug and kiss daddy, hug and kiss. He then stands on the porch and waves boodbye as I drive off. It is the best feeling , I can be a jerk or turd to just about everyone else but here is a little guy who loves me no matter what.

No matter if I scold him or spank him, he soon forgets and we are best pals again.

Enjoy it while it lasts. As you are probably already aware, it won't be like that forever .

 

[smp]

Originally posted by: Stallion
Besides the obvious one. The unconditional love of a 3 year old. Every day when I leave for work my son runs to the door and yells hug and kiss daddy, hug and kiss. He then stands on the porch and waves boodbye as I drive off. It is the best feeling , I can be a jerk or turd to just about everyone else but here is a little guy who loves me no matter what. No matter if I scold him or spank him, he soon forgets and we are best pals again. Anyone else?

Ah dude! That post almost brought tears to my eyes .. I used to have a girlfriend that I felt like that about
I had to go and dump her though cause she was dumb as a post .. in retrospect, her being dumb probably had something to do with her unconditional love for me.

 

[Stallion]

Originally posted by: nd

Originally posted by: Stallion
Besides the obvious one.

The unconditional love of a 3 year old. Every day when I leave for work my son runs to the door and yells hug and kiss daddy, hug and kiss. He then stands on the porch and waves boodbye as I drive off. It is the best feeling , I can be a jerk or turd to just about everyone else but here is a little guy who loves me no matter what.

No matter if I scold him or spank him, he soon forgets and we are best pals again.

Enjoy it while it lasts. As you are probably already aware, it won't be like that forever .

Yep, pretty soon he'll probably only come running to me when he needs money.

 

[DAPUNISHER]

Originally posted by: Stallion
Besides the obvious one.

The unconditional love of a 3 year old. Every day when I leave for work my son runs to the door and yells hug and kiss daddy, hug and kiss. He then stands on the porch and waves boodbye as I drive off. It is the best feeling , I can be a jerk or turd to just about everyone else but here is a little guy who loves me no matter what.

No matter if I scold him or spank him, he soon forgets and we are best pals again.

Anyone else?

I feel the same about my Lil' Punisher He's just turned 2 last month and I would move heaven and earth for him

 

[Viper GTS]

Ask SaltBoy, if you can drag him away from it.

Viper GTS

 

[ohtwell]

My little nephew is just like that.

He even does it when I'm just going upstairs or into another room.

There is something about the love of someone who would like nothing better than to just sit with you on the sofa or have you spin him around.
When I move out in a month he is one of the only things I will miss.






: ) Amanda

 

[RegaPlanet]

Quote
Originally posted by: Stallion
Besides the obvious one. The unconditional love of a 3 year old. Every day when I leave for work my son runs to the door and yells hug and kiss daddy, hug and kiss. He then stands on the porch and waves boodbye as I drive off. It is the best feeling , I can be a jerk or turd to just about everyone else but here is a little guy who loves me no matter what. No matter if I scold him or spank him, he soon forgets and we are best pals again. Anyone else?

Ah dude! That post almost brought tears to my eyes .. I used to have a girlfriend that I felt like that about
I had to go and dump her though cause she was dumb as a post .. in retrospect, her being dumb probably had something to do with her unconditional love for me.

SMP that's the funniest sh1t i've heard in a long time

 

[ScottyB]

Originally posted by: Stallion
Besides the obvious one.

The unconditional love of a 3 year old. Every day when I leave for work my son runs to the door and yells hug and kiss daddy, hug and kiss. He then stands on the porch and waves boodbye as I drive off. It is the best feeling , I can be a jerk or turd to just about everyone else but here is a little guy who loves me no matter what.

No matter if I scold him or spank him, he soon forgets and we are best pals again.

Anyone else?

You spank your three year old? Sorry to crap but that is a horrible thing to do to a child, especially one that young.

 

[Stallion]

Originally posted by: sbastedo


You spank your three year old? Sorry to crap but that is a horrible thing to do to a child, especially one that young.

You have kids?

 

[ScottyB]

Originally posted by: Stallion

Originally posted by: sbastedo


You spank your three year old? Sorry to crap but that is a horrible thing to do to a child, especially one that young.

You have kids?

No, but my mom does and she hasn't spanked any. I am not a catholic priest either, but I can still think fvcking children is wrong too.

 

[pyonir]

my mom spanked me and i turned out ok.

 

[Sundog]

Originally posted by: sbastedo
You spank your three year old? Sorry to crap but that is a horrible thing to do to a child, especially one that young.

Haven't had to spank my almost three year old, yet. But it is definitely NOT out of the question. Horrible thing my butt, as long as the childrened are disciplined and not abused they will turn out just fine.

 

[Spac3d]

I thought you were gonna talk about heroin. A kid cant be that much joy, they cost a lot of money and you cant exchange them easily.

Spac3d

 

[lestat]

i like it when your in a cold place, like a movie theatre, and you walk out into the sun. feels pretty good,

 

[Stallion]

Well until you have any then please refrain from crapping here.

I said spank, not beat. big difference. Some times a time out and taking toys away just doesn't cut it. I was spanked
when I was young, I am now a upstanding citizen, own a house,married for 8 years. 2 kids. Have worked at the same place for 14+ years. Pay taxes, contribute to charity, know my neighbors and their kids names.
Love my parents, who have been married for almost 45 years. Have never been in jail, never had the CPS called on me, don't get drunk and beat the wife or kick the dog. I have a wonderful family life so I figure I'm doing good.

Come back when you have kids and tell me if you have changed your mind, ok.