The Best Comeback Line Ever.........

[Soulflare]

Hehe

 

[Instagib]

Man that is too funny.

 

[UltraQuiet]

Just so I don't get ripped for posting without a link Snopes. It is marked Boy Scouts

P.S. Turn the volume up. That's a great song they're playing.

 

[b0mbrman]

Yep...apparently, both parties deny it as can be found on Snopes but it's still pretty funny

 

[ElFenix]

hehehe would be awesome if it was real

 

[spanky]

Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're

ouch. i still like al bundy's comeback: "well... you're a chicken"

 

[ThePresence]

Not fair! Why can't things like this happen in real life?!?!

 

[Hammer]

because in real life people get in trouble

Originally posted by: ThePresence
Not fair! What can't things like this happen in real life?!?!

 

[Supermercado]

ROFL, if that's true, that's hilarious.

 

[pcmodem]

Originally posted by: kranky
This one is known to be true. Lady Astor and Winston Churchill happened to be spending the same weekend at Churchill's cousin's estate and argued the entire time.

Lady Astor: "Winston, if I were your wife I'd put poison in your coffee."
Winston: "Nancy, if I were your husband I'd drink it."

They were lifelong friends and exchanged epic insults over the years.


Best comeback line I've ever heard was Pee Wee Herman, after all the crap happened about him getting arresting and his show getting cancelled. He had the guts to appear at an awards show... I think it was the MTV awards... and said:

Heard any good jokes lately?


The crowd went wild, which was really cool.
-PCM

 

[pcmodem]

Another great Winston Churchill and Lady Astor exchange:

Lady Astor: Winston, you are DRUNK!

Churchill: Lady, you are ugly. And in the morning, I'll be sober.

-PCM

 

[DanFungus]

HAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!

 

[Swanny]

Great thread.

 

[Lithium381]

that's funny.

 

[Frosty3799]

Originally posted by: zimmie6576
That was great. I would have loved to see the look on the interviewer's face. Too bad it was radio.

true

 

[Vadatajs]

Originally posted by: notfred
very old repost

 

[prodigy]

HAHA

 

[Muadib]

classic.

 

[IJump]

funny, repost, and fake. I bet that has never happened here before....


(I had never seen it , btw)

 

[MC]