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the beginning of a true story....................

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Heres the beginning of a story. Ill finish it if you guys express interest.


The doorbell rings. My eyes widen. I spring out of my chair, grinning, standing tall. Standing strong and manly and serious and grinning as I open the door. There she was. Her eyes grinning, her lips parted, her arms extended. I invite her in.
She smiles, we chat. I want to hug her.
Her hair is short. Her face is cute. Her eyes moist and shining. Her shorts are short. Her shirt is sky blue and modern hippie style. Her eyes are smiling. Her legs look smooth.
We?re old friends, I?m passing through town. I?m at my brother?s apartment. He just left on a date to the zoo. I?m ?sposed to clear out for most of the evening. I tell her about my brother?s date ? about the flowers we bought. He wanted to get yellow flowers ? which is a big no no considering yellow means friendship. She laughs at my story.
We go to the porch and sit down. The clouds had just cleared from the sky, and the summer sun was hinting at a warm day.

to be continued?
 
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Originally posted by: controversial
Heres the beginning of a story. Ill finish it if you guys express interest.


The doorbell rings. My eyes widen. I spring out of my chair, grinning, standing tall. Standing strong and manly and serious and grinning as I open the door. There she was. Her eyes grinning, her lips parted, her arms extended. I invite her in.
She smiles, we chat. I want to hug her.
Her hair is short. Her face is cute. Her eyes moist and shining. Her shorts are short. Her shirt is sky blue and modern hippie style. Her eyes are smiling. Her legs look smooth.
We?re old friends, I?m passing through town. I?m at my brother?s apartment. He just left on a date to the zoo. I?m ?sposed to clear out for most of the evening. I tell her about my brother?s date ? about the flowers we bought. He wanted to get yellow flowers ? which is a big no no considering yellow means friendship. She laughs at my story.
We go to the porch and sit down. The clouds had just cleared from the sky, and the summer sun was hinting at a warm day.

to be continued?
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and then she screams "SURPRISE" she rips off the mask and it ends up being YOUR MOTHER! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

 
Originally posted by: controversial
Heres the beginning of a story. Ill finish it if you guys express interest.


The doorbell rings. My eyes widen. I spring out of my chair, grinning, standing tall. Standing strong and manly and serious and grinning as I open the door. There she was. Her eyes grinning, her lips parted, her arms extended. I invite her in.
She smiles, we chat. I want to hug her.
Her hair is short. Her face is cute. Her eyes moist and shining. Her shorts are short. Her shirt is sky blue and modern hippie style. Her eyes are smiling. Her legs look smooth.
We?re old friends, I?m passing through town. I?m at my brother?s apartment. He just left on a date to the zoo. I?m ?sposed to clear out for most of the evening. I tell her about my brother?s date ? about the flowers we bought. He wanted to get yellow flowers ? which is a big no no considering yellow means friendship. She laughs at my story.
We go to the porch and sit down. The clouds had just cleared from the sky, and the summer sun was hinting at a warm day.

to be continued?
Click to expand...

"controversial," she says, her eyes welling up in tears, "I know it's really hard for you to get used to, but I'm really the same old Steve inside as I was the last time we saw each other." She puts her hands to her chest and lifts her breasts slightly up towards me. "I've been on the estrogen for the last two and a half years, and these are real."

Somewhere in the distance a bird is chirping, and I can hear the neighbor's dog barking across the street. There's a slight breeze, and I think to myself as a huge grin grows on my face, it really is a beautiful day..
 
...(a while later)... and then in the silhouette (?) you watch her sit up bring her hand across her face to the base of her neck, and rip a silicone mask off... Oh my god! its big Ron from the gym!!!

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I love your use of detail, entire sentences made up of adjectives. "Her hair is short. Her face is cute. Her eyes moist and shining." Really, it has a captivating pull on the reader.

"Her eyes grinning, her lips parted, her arms extended."

Grinning eyes sound fun...
 
Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Originally posted by: controversial
Heres the beginning of a story. Ill finish it if you guys express interest.


The doorbell rings. My eyes widen. I spring out of my chair, grinning, standing tall. Standing strong and manly and serious and grinning as I open the door. There she was. Her eyes grinning, her lips parted, her arms extended. I invite her in.
She smiles, we chat. I want to hug her.
Her hair is short. Her face is cute. Her eyes moist and shining. Her shorts are short. Her shirt is sky blue and modern hippie style. Her eyes are smiling. Her legs look smooth.
We?re old friends, I?m passing through town. I?m at my brother?s apartment. He just left on a date to the zoo. I?m ?sposed to clear out for most of the evening. I tell her about my brother?s date ? about the flowers we bought. He wanted to get yellow flowers ? which is a big no no considering yellow means friendship. She laughs at my story.
We go to the porch and sit down. The clouds had just cleared from the sky, and the summer sun was hinting at a warm day.

to be continued?
Click to expand...

"controversial," she says, her eyes welling up in tears, "I know it's really hard for you to get used to, but I'm really the same old Steve inside as I was the last time we saw each other." She puts her hands to her chest and lifts her breasts slightly up towards me. "I've been on the estrogen for the last two and a half years, and these are real."

Somewhere in the distance a bird is chirping, and I can hear the neighbor's dog barking across the street. There's a slight breeze, and I think to myself as a huge grin grows on my face, it really is a beautiful day..
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LMAO!! 😀
 
and then, just as the sky cleared a light humming could be faintly heard coming from the west, it quickly turned into a louder, much more disturbing vibration with ground shaking peaks, the air around us seemed to shimmer as the dust lifted off my porch and hung in the still air, loud pops like gunfire could be heard in the distance each one followed by another tremor through the ground, the cute short haired girl clung to me like a sumo wrestler on crack.

I saw the first one out of the corner of my eye down the street, it appeared suddenly with a loud bang and a shower of dust and sparks, them more of them at seemingly random spots through the neighborhood, bang....bang....bang, they appeared to be long black poles with some kind of shiney golden inverted teardrop at the tip, thats when I noticed the multitude of intermixed screams from all around me, it sounded like a wave of male/female and animal and I thought to myself "this can't be good"

It happened so fast it didn't really register for a couple seconds, I found myself flung onto the grass and feeling like I had just stuck a screwdriver into a lightsocket, I looked back up to the spot where we had been sitting to see the most horrific sight my eyes had ever witnessed, one of the marble black poles had shot up through the ground right next to me directly through the perky short shorts of the modern hippy style blue shirted girl, unfortuanalty for her it hadn't stopped there but continued through her chest and out her neck leaving a jagged baseball sized opening mostly occupied by black pole.


To be continued?
 
Originally posted by: ChurchOfSubgenius
and then, just as the sky cleared a light humming could be faintly heard coming from the west, it quickly turned into a louder, much more disturbing vibration with ground shaking peaks, the air around us seemed to shimmer as the dust lifted off my porch and hung in the still air, loud pops like gunfire could be heard in the distance each one followed by another tremor through the ground, the cute short haired girl clung to me like a sumo wrestler on crack.

I saw the first one out of the corner of my eye down the street, it appeared suddenly with a loud bang and a shower of dust and sparks, them more of them at seemingly random spots through the neighborhood, bang....bang....bang, they appeared to be long black poles with some kind of shiney golden inverted teardrop at the tip, thats when I noticed the multitude of intermixed screams from all around me, it sounded like a wave of male/female and animal and I thought to myself "this can't be good"

It happened so fast it didn't really register for a couple seconds, I found myself flung onto the grass and feeling like I had just stuck a screwdriver into a lightsocket, I looked back up to the spot where we had been sitting to see the most horrific sight my eyes had ever witnessed, one of the marble black poles had shot up through the ground right next to me directly through the perky short shorts of the modern hippy style blue shirted girl, unfortuanalty for her it hadn't stopped there but continued through her chest and out her neck leaving a jagged baseball sized opening mostly occupied by black pole.


To be continued?
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I was waiting for the joke, but it never came...yikes!
 
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