The Bad Joke Thread 2

[George P Burdell]

"Hello?"
"Hi, I wanna talk to my lawyer."
"I'm sorry sir, your lawyer passed away last week."
"Ok. I wanna talk to my lawyer."
"I'm sorry sir, but your lawyer is dead!"
"I know, but I love hearing about it ."

 

[j00fek]

ban

 

[Rudy Toody]

I dropped a rubber band in my computer. Now it makes snap decisions.

 

[Rudy Toody]

A very rich young man had three girlfriends that he liked equally well.
One day he decided he wanted to marry and settle down, so he gave each girl $50,000 to see how they handled money.

The first girl spent the entire amount on clothes and jewels.
The second girl put half in the bank and spent the rest on clothes and jewels.
The third girl put it all in the bank.

Which one did he marry?

A: The one with the biggest breasts.