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The ATOT Short Story

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...the professor exclaimed with savage glee, just as a flock of roving pigeons came and carried him away to Gondwanaland, where he became king of the dinosaurs.
 
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He rose like a zombie, but only a fresh carcass type of zombie, and headed to the nearest town in search of the brains of ATOTers.
 
...he found a brain. An unsuspecting tourist ventured upon 4chanville, and before they could escape...
 
The professor claimed the portion he stood on, and set about turning it into a spaceship so he could find alien brains to feast upon.
 
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Being a professor, he knew the nearest planet with hot naked alien babes, and set course for Orgytron-69.
 
Upon arriving he came across a family of hot naked alien babes and proceeded to engage in violent, incestuous, sweaty sexual congress with them while realizing...
 
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...that this whole psychotic episode stemmed from the fact that his wife added creamer to his morning coffee enema.




Gotta bring this back to earth somehow.
 
Amazed at having found a foul mouthed talking goat, the professor joined a circus and made trillions of dollars renting the goat to zoophiliacs around the world.
 
With his trillions, he founded his own company called, Goatz R Us, with his original sex goat as CEO and chairman of the board.
 
But then the goat whisperer found out about it and he was not too please about finding out his fellow ATOTER had been fornicating with his animals.
 
Worse yet, he realized some asshat had hidden a tape recorder on the goat playing Adam Sandler's "talking goat" schtick. Gazillions were taken away like Lance Armstrong in a Tour scandal.
 
The professor barely contained his mirth as he falcon punched Connor back into the future and proceeded to show the cheerleader what a real man could do.
 
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