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The asian lady

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Lifer
The Asian Lady


An Asian lady was married to an English gentleman
and they lived in London.
The poor lady was not very proficient in English,
but managed to
communicate with her husband. The real problem
arose whenever she had
to shop for groceries.

One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy
pork legs. She
didn't know how to put forward her request, and in
desperation, lifted up
her skirt to show her thighs. The butcher got the
message and the lady went
home with pork legs. The next day, she needed to get
chicken breasts. Again,
she didn't know how to say, and so she unbuttoned
her blouse to show the
butcher her breast. The lady got what she wanted.
The 3rd day, the poor lady
needed to buy sausages. She brought her husband to
the store... (







What were you thinking?

her husband speaks English!






the above is a pretty funny email that i got this morning

Mike🙂
 
i was wondering what the punchline was being that the husband knew how to speak english.... 😛

i guess others would find it funny...maybe i'm just tired...been up for over 18 hrs now...haha...
 
Hahaha! I was certainly expecting the English man's . . . ahem. . . .

Thanks for sharing . . . it's like tempting the dog with bones. 😉 😀
 


<< i was wondering what the punchline was being that the husband knew how to speak english.... 😛
i guess others would find it funny...maybe i'm just tired...been up for over 18 hrs now...haha... >>


Apparently, you didn't notice the pattern. I'd explain it but I'm also so* tired from finishing problem sets...(but not tired enough to not notice the pattern 😉)
 


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<< i was wondering what the punchline was being that the husband knew how to speak english.... 😛
i guess others would find it funny...maybe i'm just tired...been up for over 18 hrs now...haha... >>


Apparently, you didn't notice the pattern. I'd explain it but I'm also so* tired from finishing problem sets...(but not tired enough to not notice the pattern 😉) >>



i did notice the pattern while i was reading it, but thought to myself that the pattern is now gonna break being that the husband could speak english...
 


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<< i was wondering what the punchline was being that the husband knew how to speak english.... 😛
i guess others would find it funny...maybe i'm just tired...been up for over 18 hrs now...haha... >>


Apparently, you didn't notice the pattern. I'd explain it but I'm also so* tired from finishing problem sets...(but not tired enough to not notice the pattern 😉) >>


i did notice the pattern while i was reading it, but thought to myself that the pattern is now gonna break being that the husband could speak english... >>


I know, I was just kidding...
 
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