The Apple Product Cycle Explained

[lobadobadingdong]

Originally posted by: secretanchitman
lol nice.

 

[NFS4]

 

[Warthog912]

Originally posted by: MazerRackham
THAT IS AWESOME.

10/10

 

[chcarnage]

Consumers discover that the Windows-based competitor to Apple's device contains a proprietary digital rights management technology that prevents them from using the device to do anything expect except look at family photographs taken in the last 20 minutes.

*snickers*

 

[WhiteKnight]

Originally posted by: RiDE

Originally posted by: deathkoba
:roll:

Author obviously a jealous Mac hater.

...and you obviously missed the topic summary: "Satire"

...as well as the bottom of the page

The author has been an Apple user since 1984. During that time, he has owned an Apple IIe, an Apple IIgs, a Mac SE/30, a Mac Quadra 660AV, a PowerComputing PowerCenter 150, and a Power Mac G3/350 (Blue & White). He currently uses a Dual 2.0GHz PowerMac G5 and a 12" PowerBook G4. In spite of his loyalty to the platform, he finds most "Mac people" to be tiresome and annoying. He is pretty sure that if he had to attend WWDC or Macworld, he would wind up slapping the sh|t out of a bunch of people. When not attempting to cobble together funny things to put on the Internet, the author works at a diversifed energy marketing and trading company. The author resides in the fine city of Portsmouth, New Hampshire.

 

[GoingUp]

Originally posted by: keeleysam
Hahahaaha

10/10

<-- Posting from his G5

 

[GeneValgene]

Originally posted by: Linflas

The author has been an Apple user since 1984. During that time, he has owned an Apple IIe, an Apple IIgs, a Mac SE/30, a Mac Quadra 660AV, a PowerComputing PowerCenter 150, and a Power Mac G3/350 (Blue & White). He currently uses a Dual 2.0GHz PowerMac G5 and a 12" PowerBook G4. In spite of his loyalty to the platform, he finds most "Mac people" to be tiresome and annoying. He is pretty sure that if he had to attend WWDC or Macworld, he would wind up slapping the sh!t out of a bunch of people. When not attempting to cobble together funny things to put on the Internet, the author works at a diversifed energy marketing and trading company. The author resides in the fine city of Portsmouth, New Hampshire.

:laugh:

hahaha

 

[kyparrish]

hehehehe

 

[Leper Messiah]

I laughed.

 

[AMDZen]

Definetely funny, and about 110% accurate too

 

[trmiv]

This is my favorite part, because we saw this EXACT thing happen in the past couple of weeks about the Nano.

"My Nano scratched!"

"Suck it up, or don't buy a first gen product loser. Oh yea, and DIAF."

The obligatory ?I?m waiting for Rev. B? discussion appears in the Mac forums. People who?ve been burned by first-generation Apple products open up their old wounds and bleed their tales of woe. Unsympathetic technophiles fire back with, ?if you can?t handle the heat, stay out of the kitchen. pussy.? Everyone has this stupid argument for the twenty-third time.

 

[CKent]

Lmfao, great find

 

[imported_goku]

ROFL!!! AHHAHA, how fvcking true.

 

[thomsbrain]

no chuckles, but definetely true.

 

[Illusio]

very funny. I love my powerbook, but this rings somewhat true for sure.

 

[LtPage1]

Originally posted by: deathkoba
:roll:

Author obviously a jealous Mac hater.

did you read the bio? idiot. im a HUGE mac person, and this is so hilariously true. and you know it. way to feed the stereotype.