The apartment above me is screwing

[Q]

I swear I hear a drill and it's driving me nuts

 

[paulney]

Drill to the nuts sounds dangerous.

 

[SlitheryDee]

I've got a better story than that.

 

[dbk]

not the story i was expecting... :thumbsdown:

 

[joesmoke]

<golf clap>

 

[her209]

There's a party overhead and everyone's coming.

 

[Farang]

Originally posted by: paulney
Drill to the nuts sounds dangerous.

You: 1
OP: 0
Pirates: 3

 

[The Boston Dangler]

that's nothing. from the apartment directly beneath me, i can hear a black lady getting off, loud and proud. it stopped being funny a year ago. this is most nights during the week, between 7:30 and 9:00, for about half an hour, sometimes more. the floor is concrete, but the walls are hollow. the sound is travelling up and radiating out directly behind my tv. the opposite side of the wall is my bedroom, so i can hear it clearly there, too. when i have friends over, we give a big round of applause when the show's over : D

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: The Boston Dangler
that's nothing. from the apartment directly beneath me, i can hear a black lady getting off, loud and proud. it stopped being funny a year ago. this is most nights during the week, between 7:30 and 9:00, for about half an hour, sometimes more. the floor is concrete, but the walls are hollow. the sound is travelling up and radiating out directly behind my tv. the opposite side of the wall is my bedroom, so i can hear it clearly there, too. when i have friends over, we give a big round of applause when the show's over : D

Is she by herself?

 

[RichardE]

Originally posted by: The Boston Dangler
that's nothing. from the apartment directly beneath me, i can hear a black lady getting off, loud and proud. it stopped being funny a year ago. this is most nights during the week, between 7:30 and 9:00, for about half an hour, sometimes more. the floor is concrete, but the walls are hollow. the sound is travelling up and radiating out directly behind my tv. the opposite side of the wall is my bedroom, so i can hear it clearly there, too. when i have friends over, we give a big round of applause when the show's over : D

Did you fap to it the first few times?


Go ahead, you did...admit it 😱

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: Quintox
I swear I hear a drill and it's driving me nuts

Take your dick out of the chuck

 

[Nik]

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: Quintox
I swear I hear a drill and it's driving me nuts

Take your dick out of the chuck

:laugh:

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: The Boston Dangler
that's nothing. from the apartment directly beneath me, i can hear a black lady getting off, loud and proud. it stopped being funny a year ago. this is most nights during the week, between 7:30 and 9:00, for about half an hour, sometimes more. the floor is concrete, but the walls are hollow. the sound is travelling up and radiating out directly behind my tv. the opposite side of the wall is my bedroom, so i can hear it clearly there, too. when i have friends over, we give a big round of applause when the show's over : D

At least it's at a reasonable hour.

My gf's neighbors probably hate me.😀

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: Quintox
I swear I hear a drill and it's driving me nuts

Take your dick out of the chuck

Ouch.

 

[compuwiz1]

Apartments don't screw, only the people inside them.

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: jagec

Originally posted by: The Boston Dangler
that's nothing. from the apartment directly beneath me, i can hear a black lady getting off, loud and proud. it stopped being funny a year ago. this is most nights during the week, between 7:30 and 9:00, for about half an hour, sometimes more. the floor is concrete, but the walls are hollow. the sound is travelling up and radiating out directly behind my tv. the opposite side of the wall is my bedroom, so i can hear it clearly there, too. when i have friends over, we give a big round of applause when the show's over : D

At least it's at a reasonable hour.

My gf's neighbors probably hate me.😀

Why?

 

[joesmoke]

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: jagec

Originally posted by: The Boston Dangler
that's nothing. from the apartment directly beneath me, i can hear a black lady getting off, loud and proud. it stopped being funny a year ago. this is most nights during the week, between 7:30 and 9:00, for about half an hour, sometimes more. the floor is concrete, but the walls are hollow. the sound is travelling up and radiating out directly behind my tv. the opposite side of the wall is my bedroom, so i can hear it clearly there, too. when i have friends over, we give a big round of applause when the show's over : D

At least it's at a reasonable hour.

My gf's neighbors probably hate me.😀

Why?

he shits on their lawn

 

[The Boston Dangler]

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: The Boston Dangler
that's nothing. from the apartment directly beneath me, i can hear a black lady getting off, loud and proud. it stopped being funny a year ago. this is most nights during the week, between 7:30 and 9:00, for about half an hour, sometimes more. the floor is concrete, but the walls are hollow. the sound is travelling up and radiating out directly behind my tv. the opposite side of the wall is my bedroom, so i can hear it clearly there, too. when i have friends over, we give a big round of applause when the show's over : D

Is she by herself?

it always sounded like she was interacting with another person, but i never heard anyone else until a few days ago ( lotsa flesh slappin' followed by a big, manly "YEAH" ).
this is pretty much what i picture downstairs is like:
NSFW

Originally posted by: RichardE

Did you fap to it the first few times?


Go ahead, you did...admit it 😱

nah. i found it intriguing, but not motivating. at first, i was like "wtf??!!" then hilarity ensued, but it kinda lost it's charm. for a bit i thought about opening an electric outlet, lowering a mic and playing it loudly over my stereo, but i'm not sure what that would accomplish, besides being geeky and very weird.

when i have ladies over, they respond surprisingly well to "the show" 😀 i think they feel enabled, and somewhat challenged. for that, big props to big momma downstairs!

 

[polarmystery]

Originally posted by: The Boston Dangler

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: The Boston Dangler
that's nothing. from the apartment directly beneath me, i can hear a black lady getting off, loud and proud. it stopped being funny a year ago. this is most nights during the week, between 7:30 and 9:00, for about half an hour, sometimes more. the floor is concrete, but the walls are hollow. the sound is travelling up and radiating out directly behind my tv. the opposite side of the wall is my bedroom, so i can hear it clearly there, too. when i have friends over, we give a big round of applause when the show's over : D

Is she by herself?

it always sounded like she was interacting with another person, but i never heard anyone else until a few days ago ( lotsa flesh slappin' followed by a big, manly "YEAH" ).
this is pretty much what i picture downstairs is like:
NSFW

That skinny black girl is hot as hell! Monique...not so much.

 

[IamElectro]

Originally posted by: Quintox
I swear I hear a drill and it's driving me nuts

Black and Decker pecker wrecker.