The anti-AI thread

[marees]

LOL, last night I was thinking about the coming AI enabled bidet, seriously. "Fed by eleven under-rim cameras, the bidet intelligently directs water straight to problem areas, saving water and providing results the user will appreciate." Followed six months later by, "The internet is down and my toilet won't flush!" Followed six months later by, "User finds Temu sex doll featuring his own butthole."

if wishes were horses. this is the future they are promising us

but the reality is that the Ass-hole Identification System will refuse to validate/authorize when we need the water the most

 

[nakedfrog]

Can't imagine what kind of chump walks around wearing Meta glasses.

 

[Steltek]

Can't imagine what kind of chump walks around wearing Meta glasses.

There, I fixed that for you.

So, you know, you can in the future immediately identify that particular kind of chump.

 

[Kaido]

Majority of CEOs Alarmed as AI Delivers No Financial Returns

A survey found that more than half of CEO respondents said "their companies aren’t yet seeing a financial return from investments in AI."

futurism.com

 

[IronWing]

We must buy more tulips!

 

[Kaido]

View attachment 138458

There, I fixed that for you.

"Give your AI eyes"

https://twitter.com/x/status/2023824854471110957

 

[mikeymikec]

We solved that with Lava Lamps.

I don't understand.