I was on the crapper, where I do most of my deep thinking. I was thinking that if we could just get our head out of our ass, and befriend two of the worlds other superpowers, it would solve the rest of our foreign policy issues. Russia and China.
This isnt the cold war (well, it doesnt have to start again). We dont need to fear the Russians launching a pre-emptive thermonuclear strike. And even if they do, we have an answer. Sure, they may have some plans to take back some old Soviet states, but I dont think they want to roll T-72s into France.
As far as China, we owe them so much damn money, they dont really want to fight us in any way. They just wish we would let them take Taiwan back. Its thiers anyway, we just want to sell them the arms to put up a feeble fight when the Reds finally do storm.
All three countries are facing radical Islamic problems, so that is some common ground to break the ice.
Here are the major issues that cooperating with these two countries would solve. Any one of these issues could spark a war with Russia or China, which as we all know would end up with all of us as carbon particles:
Iran- Good old Imadingusjackoff would not be going on his rants if the Russians came to our side. The only reason the Persian government has the balls to enrich uranium, is because as of now, they have the quazi-backing of Moscow. (Yes I know our favorite President over there has zero control of any Armed Forces).
North Korea: They always have been and always will be a puppet of China. They also are backed by Russia with weaponry. They are nuclear armed already, and are in the process of starting uranuim enrichment again. China's president would have to make 1 phone call, and all of that would be over.
Venezuela: Because we are medling with old Soviet states, the Russians are trying to give a little payback with arming Venezuela. China doesnt give two shits about our friend Chavez, but they have oil, and would love to sell them weapons. That moron with tiny man syndrome wouldnt be saying much if he couldnt get his weapons.
Wahabbi Islam: Like I said, all of us are dealing with extremist muslims. China has a seperatist group that did a bombing days before the olympics. Russia has the Chechens, and we have...well, we all know what we have. If we all came together, we could put a big hit on AQ, and the global "jihad" in general.
Nuclear Proliferation: If we made a pact to stop any new states from creating these horrible weapons, that would be a great achievement. The second we get intel that a country is trying to access weapons-grade uranium, we all come together and handle it. South America wont be far behind in wanting the big-boy toys.
These are just some of the things I can think of the befriending these two old foes would solve. I think the biggest one is the fact that we could avert a war with either one of them, which = instant death for everyone.
This isnt the cold war (well, it doesnt have to start again). We dont need to fear the Russians launching a pre-emptive thermonuclear strike. And even if they do, we have an answer. Sure, they may have some plans to take back some old Soviet states, but I dont think they want to roll T-72s into France.
As far as China, we owe them so much damn money, they dont really want to fight us in any way. They just wish we would let them take Taiwan back. Its thiers anyway, we just want to sell them the arms to put up a feeble fight when the Reds finally do storm.
All three countries are facing radical Islamic problems, so that is some common ground to break the ice.
Here are the major issues that cooperating with these two countries would solve. Any one of these issues could spark a war with Russia or China, which as we all know would end up with all of us as carbon particles:
Iran- Good old Imadingusjackoff would not be going on his rants if the Russians came to our side. The only reason the Persian government has the balls to enrich uranium, is because as of now, they have the quazi-backing of Moscow. (Yes I know our favorite President over there has zero control of any Armed Forces).
North Korea: They always have been and always will be a puppet of China. They also are backed by Russia with weaponry. They are nuclear armed already, and are in the process of starting uranuim enrichment again. China's president would have to make 1 phone call, and all of that would be over.
Venezuela: Because we are medling with old Soviet states, the Russians are trying to give a little payback with arming Venezuela. China doesnt give two shits about our friend Chavez, but they have oil, and would love to sell them weapons. That moron with tiny man syndrome wouldnt be saying much if he couldnt get his weapons.
Wahabbi Islam: Like I said, all of us are dealing with extremist muslims. China has a seperatist group that did a bombing days before the olympics. Russia has the Chechens, and we have...well, we all know what we have. If we all came together, we could put a big hit on AQ, and the global "jihad" in general.
Nuclear Proliferation: If we made a pact to stop any new states from creating these horrible weapons, that would be a great achievement. The second we get intel that a country is trying to access weapons-grade uranium, we all come together and handle it. South America wont be far behind in wanting the big-boy toys.
These are just some of the things I can think of the befriending these two old foes would solve. I think the biggest one is the fact that we could avert a war with either one of them, which = instant death for everyone.