The Angry White Man

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beyoku

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Originally posted by: Saint Michael
Other traits of the angry white man: small penis, bloated beer gut, depressed and lonely wife, and anger management issues. Seriously, the article acts like the angry white man is the foil to all these pansies out there crying "VICTIM", yet he acts like just as much of a victim. The very fact that he calls himself the angry white man is evidence of this, as though he has so much to be angry about. He goes around setting up straw-men to obsess over and bitches about how feminists and homosexuals and immigrants have ruined America and have marginalized him. Whatever, get the fuck over yourself.

LOL., thats great.
 

jonks

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"He?s not a racist, but he is annoyed and disappointed when people of certain backgrounds exhibit behavior that typifies the worst stereotypes of their race."

Irony, FTW.
 

DAPUNISHER

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Gary "The Cable Guy" Hubbell

 

spidey07

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I love the rhetoric. This article was written by a real man and my peers feel exactly the same way. We're not whining, just sick and tired of the nonsense, entitlement/victim mentality.

Hit the nail on the head is absolutely correct. Out of the park as well. I forwarded this to many at work and they all feel the same way, many women as well.
:thumbsup:
 

fskimospy

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Originally posted by: spidey07
I love the rhetoric. This article was written by a real man and my peers feel exactly the same way. We're not whining, just sick and tired of the nonsense, entitlement/victim mentality.

Hit the nail on the head is absolutely correct. Out of the park as well. I forwarded this to many at work and they all feel the same way, many women as well.
:thumbsup:

Ahh the poor angry white man, the man victimized by everyone else's victimhood.
 

Rainsford

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Originally posted by: spidey07
I love the rhetoric. This article was written by a real man and my peers feel exactly the same way. We're not whining, just sick and tired of the nonsense, entitlement/victim mentality.

Hit the nail on the head is absolutely correct. Out of the park as well. I forwarded this to many at work and they all feel the same way, many women as well.
:thumbsup:

You seem to be trying just a LITTLE too hard to think of the angry white man rant as the truth. Now maybe you and your peers are just that deluded...but I wonder if you don't see how fragile your self image really is. After all, "real men" don't need to go around telling everyone that they are real men. If you've got it, it's self evident. If you don't...no amount of rhetoric extolling the virtues you allegedly possess is going to make it so.
 

Jadow

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This angry white man sounds like a Superman. He shovels 100,000 lbs of coal into trains, and he can talk to turkeys on the telephone.
 

Siddhartha

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YAWWGT, yet another whiney white guy thread.

The US white male is a minority in this country but controls more wealth and seats of power than any other group. And according to this thread and others I have read the Angry White Males feel threatened because non white males dare to live the American dream.

To all the "Angry White Men" please grow up and get over yourself.
 

jonks

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Another downtrodden white man.

http://angrywhitemen.blogspot.com/

Coincidence? I don't think so. Choice quotes:

"It is music to my ears to know that my fellow American TED TURNER owns the same amount of land as ALL BLACK PEOPLE PUT TOGETHER. However, this isn't a sign to get complacent and comfortable. Black people especially black men have to continuously be surveiled and guarded against because of the massive influence that rap music seems to emanate. And there also seems to be a tight underground network of so called African American scholars that have decided to give their lives to the ridiculous uplifting of the African culture."

"Ok, in order to totally get rid of all darkies, chinks, kikes, spics, and towel heads its time for ALL white men to be on the same page. The problem at hand is that white men are at a huge disadvantage number wise. I estimate that there are at least 6 billion people on the planet. Out of those 6 billion, I would say that approximately 9/10ths of those people are so called people of color. That would leave about 600 million Europeans world wide. FUCK! How the hell are white men going to survive with those odds."

I think this is Gary Hubbell's spare time blog.

EDIT: Ok, now I think this is a satirical blog, and I was had. See exhibit A:

"I see I have to be extremely COLD, METHODICAL AND RUTHLESS. The advantages that I have are MONEY, WEALTH, AND POWER. With the control of all the resources we already have mastered BIOLOGICAL, CHEMICAL AND GERM WARFARE. We have already killed a large number of MUD-BLOODS through AIDS, FOOD AND ALTERING THE ENVIRONMENT. Yet, after all of this, these damn minorities keep on having baby after baby. They have these babies out of wedlock and out of poverty but still manage to stay alive and increase in number. Since control of all the resources isn't enough to stop HIJACKING of AMERICA, the first phase of this WAR to make the world pure is to increase our numbers."


So, now that I realize the joke, the blog is actually funny. That's kinda sad I guess.
 

WHAMPOM

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Originally posted by: DealMonkey
Four million Angry White Men? That's it? You're going to decide the election with roughly 3.3% of the eligible voters in this country. Pfffft ... good luck with that.

You're overly optimistic with your numbers. Add up all those qualifiers and you might get 0.01% of the population.
 

fskimospy

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Originally posted by: WHAMPOM
Originally posted by: DealMonkey
Four million Angry White Men? That's it? You're going to decide the election with roughly 3.3% of the eligible voters in this country. Pfffft ... good luck with that.

You're overly optimistic with your numbers. Add up all those qualifiers and you might get 0.01% of the population.

IF YOU CAN'T DRILL YOUR OWN OIL WELL YOU DON'T COUNT. Don't forget the inclusiveness though! You can be part mexican, you just have to think of yourself as white to join the working elite!
 

WHAMPOM

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Originally posted by: Specop 007
Not much input on this one.

He hit the nail on the head and the ball out of the park.

Article

In election 2008, don?t forget Angry White Man


Gary Hubbell
February 9, 2008


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There is a great amount of interest in this year?s presidential elections, as everybody seems to recognize that our next president has to be a lot better than George Bush. The Democrats are riding high with two groundbreaking candidates ? a woman and an African-American ? while the conservative Republicans are in a quandary about their party?s nod to a quasi-liberal maverick, John McCain.

Each candidate is carefully pandering to a smorgasbord of special-interest groups, ranging from gay, lesbian and transgender people to children of illegal immigrants to working mothers to evangelical Christians.

There is one group no one has recognized, and it is the group that will decide the election: the Angry White Man. The Angry White Man comes from all economic backgrounds, from dirt-poor to filthy rich. He represents all geographic areas in America, from urban sophisticate to rural redneck, deep South to mountain West, left Coast to Eastern Seaboard.

His common traits are that he isn?t looking for anything from anyone ? just the promise to be able to make his own way on a level playing field. In many cases, he is an independent businessman and employs several people. He pays more than his share of taxes and works hard.

The victimhood syndrome buzzwords ? ?disenfranchised,? ?marginalized? and ?voiceless? ? don?t resonate with him. ?Press ?one? for English? is a curse-word to him. He?s used to picking up the tab, whether it?s the company Christmas party, three sets of braces, three college educations or a beautiful wedding.

He believes the Constitution is to be interpreted literally, not as a ?living document? open to the whims and vagaries of a panel of judges who have never worked an honest day in their lives.

The Angry White Man owns firearms, and he?s willing to pick up a gun to defend his home and his country. He is willing to lay down his life to defend the freedom and safety of others, and the thought of killing someone who needs killing really doesn?t bother him.

The Angry White Man is not a metrosexual, a homosexual or a victim. Nobody like him drowned in Hurricane Katrina ? he got his people together and got the hell out, then went back in to rescue those too helpless and stupid to help themselves, often as a police officer, a National Guard soldier or a volunteer firefighter.

His last name and religion don?t matter. His background might be Italian, English, Polish, German, Slavic, Irish, or Russian, and he might have Cherokee, Mexican, or Puerto Rican mixed in, but he considers himself a white American.

He?s a man?s man, the kind of guy who likes to play poker, watch football, hunt white-tailed deer, call turkeys, play golf, spend a few bucks at a strip club once in a blue moon, change his own oil and build things. He coaches baseball, soccer and football teams and doesn?t ask for a penny. He?s the kind of guy who can put an addition on his house with a couple of friends, drill an oil well, weld a new bumper for his truck, design a factory and publish books. He can fill a train with 100,000 tons of coal and get it to the power plant on time so that you keep the lights on and never know what it took to flip that light switch.

Women either love him or hate him, but they know he?s a man, not a dishrag. If they?re looking for someone to walk all over, they?ve got the wrong guy. He stands up straight, opens doors for women and says ?Yes, sir? and ?No, ma?am.?

He might be a Republican and he might be a Democrat; he might be a Libertarian or a Green. He knows that his wife is more emotional than rational, and he guides the family in a rational manner.

He?s not a racist, but he is annoyed and disappointed when people of certain backgrounds exhibit behavior that typifies the worst stereotypes of their race. He?s willing to give everybody a fair chance if they work hard, play by the rules and learn English.

Most important, the Angry White Man is pissed off. When his job site becomes flooded with illegal workers who don?t pay taxes and his wages drop like a stone, he gets righteously angry. When his job gets shipped overseas, and he has to speak to some incomprehensible idiot in India for tech support, he simmers. When Al Sharpton comes on TV, leading some rally for reparations for slavery or some such nonsense, he bites his tongue and he remembers. When a child gets charged with carrying a concealed weapon for mistakenly bringing a penknife to school, he takes note of who the local idiots are in education and law enforcement.

He also votes, and the Angry White Man loathes Hillary Clinton. Her voice reminds him of a shovel scraping a rock. He recoils at the mere sight of her on television. Her very image disgusts him, and he cannot fathom why anyone would want her as their leader. It?s not that she is a woman. It?s that she is who she is. It?s the liberal victim groups she panders to, the ?poor me? attitude that she represents, her inability to give a straight answer to an honest question, his tax dollars that she wants to give to people who refuse to do anything for themselves.

There are many millions of Angry White Men. Four million Angry White Men are members of the National Rifle Association, and all of them will vote against Hillary Clinton, just as the great majority of them voted for George Bush.

He hopes that she will be the Democratic nominee for president in 2008, and he will make sure that she gets beaten like a drum.

Ok, you have just described a misogynist in need of heavy duty angry/nut-case therapy before he goes postal or commits murder/suicide.
 

jonks

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Originally posted by: WHAMPOM
Originally posted by: Specop 007
Not much input on this one.

He hit the nail on the head and the ball out of the park.

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In election 2008, don?t forget Angry White Man


Gary Hubbell
February 9, 2008


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He hopes that she will be the Democratic nominee for president in 2008, and he will make sure that she gets beaten like a drum.

Ok, you have just described a misogynist in need of heavy duty angry/nut-case therapy before he goes postal or commits murder/suicide.

Angry white men don't go to therapy, they beat up therapists for pussifying the country. That's not to say AWM are in league with Scientologists, they just agree therapy is bad. I mean, have you ever seen Travolta angry? Point made.
 
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From this article I'd have to conclude that angry white men are the biggest threat to this country. Racist, homophobic, sexist bigots who are completely opposed to the simple ideals espoused in virtually every major religion of helping your fellow man, content to complain that everyone else gets to play the victim card and they don't, not to mention voting in people like Bush, who has completely fucked this country for the last 7 years. They don't want the Constitution to be a living document? Well what the fuck, if the Constitution weren't amendable, we'd still have slavery, slaves would count as 3/5ths of a person, only white male landowners could vote or hold office... oh, I get it now, the angry white man wants dominion over women and minorities, just like the good ol' days. Well I say the angry white man can kiss my skinny white ass, and if he continues to try to destroy my country from the inside for fear that he is losing power, he can fuck off and die.
 

Moonbeam

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Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
From this article I'd have to conclude that angry white men are the biggest threat to this country. Racist, homophobic, sexist bigots who are completely opposed to the simple ideals espoused in virtually every major religion of helping your fellow man, content to complain that everyone else gets to play the victim card and they don't, not to mention voting in people like Bush, who has completely fucked this country for the last 7 years. They don't want the Constitution to be a living document? Well what the fuck, if the Constitution weren't amendable, we'd still have slavery, slaves would count as 3/5ths of a person, only white male landowners could vote or hold office... oh, I get it now, the angry white man wants dominion over women and minorities, just like the good ol' days. Well I say the angry white man can kiss my skinny white ass, and if he continues to try to destroy my country from the inside for fear that he is losing power, he can fuck off and die.

But he's angry because he's not getting enough sex. There's not enough bimbos to go around. The best-of-crop women are looking for nurds. Chuck is he new American hero.