The Angry White Man

Specop 007

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Not much input on this one.

He hit the nail on the head and the ball out of the park.

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In election 2008, don?t forget Angry White Man


Gary Hubbell
February 9, 2008


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There is a great amount of interest in this year?s presidential elections, as everybody seems to recognize that our next president has to be a lot better than George Bush. The Democrats are riding high with two groundbreaking candidates ? a woman and an African-American ? while the conservative Republicans are in a quandary about their party?s nod to a quasi-liberal maverick, John McCain.

Each candidate is carefully pandering to a smorgasbord of special-interest groups, ranging from gay, lesbian and transgender people to children of illegal immigrants to working mothers to evangelical Christians.

There is one group no one has recognized, and it is the group that will decide the election: the Angry White Man. The Angry White Man comes from all economic backgrounds, from dirt-poor to filthy rich. He represents all geographic areas in America, from urban sophisticate to rural redneck, deep South to mountain West, left Coast to Eastern Seaboard.

His common traits are that he isn?t looking for anything from anyone ? just the promise to be able to make his own way on a level playing field. In many cases, he is an independent businessman and employs several people. He pays more than his share of taxes and works hard.

The victimhood syndrome buzzwords ? ?disenfranchised,? ?marginalized? and ?voiceless? ? don?t resonate with him. ?Press ?one? for English? is a curse-word to him. He?s used to picking up the tab, whether it?s the company Christmas party, three sets of braces, three college educations or a beautiful wedding.

He believes the Constitution is to be interpreted literally, not as a ?living document? open to the whims and vagaries of a panel of judges who have never worked an honest day in their lives.

The Angry White Man owns firearms, and he?s willing to pick up a gun to defend his home and his country. He is willing to lay down his life to defend the freedom and safety of others, and the thought of killing someone who needs killing really doesn?t bother him.

The Angry White Man is not a metrosexual, a homosexual or a victim. Nobody like him drowned in Hurricane Katrina ? he got his people together and got the hell out, then went back in to rescue those too helpless and stupid to help themselves, often as a police officer, a National Guard soldier or a volunteer firefighter.

His last name and religion don?t matter. His background might be Italian, English, Polish, German, Slavic, Irish, or Russian, and he might have Cherokee, Mexican, or Puerto Rican mixed in, but he considers himself a white American.

He?s a man?s man, the kind of guy who likes to play poker, watch football, hunt white-tailed deer, call turkeys, play golf, spend a few bucks at a strip club once in a blue moon, change his own oil and build things. He coaches baseball, soccer and football teams and doesn?t ask for a penny. He?s the kind of guy who can put an addition on his house with a couple of friends, drill an oil well, weld a new bumper for his truck, design a factory and publish books. He can fill a train with 100,000 tons of coal and get it to the power plant on time so that you keep the lights on and never know what it took to flip that light switch.

Women either love him or hate him, but they know he?s a man, not a dishrag. If they?re looking for someone to walk all over, they?ve got the wrong guy. He stands up straight, opens doors for women and says ?Yes, sir? and ?No, ma?am.?

He might be a Republican and he might be a Democrat; he might be a Libertarian or a Green. He knows that his wife is more emotional than rational, and he guides the family in a rational manner.

He?s not a racist, but he is annoyed and disappointed when people of certain backgrounds exhibit behavior that typifies the worst stereotypes of their race. He?s willing to give everybody a fair chance if they work hard, play by the rules and learn English.

Most important, the Angry White Man is pissed off. When his job site becomes flooded with illegal workers who don?t pay taxes and his wages drop like a stone, he gets righteously angry. When his job gets shipped overseas, and he has to speak to some incomprehensible idiot in India for tech support, he simmers. When Al Sharpton comes on TV, leading some rally for reparations for slavery or some such nonsense, he bites his tongue and he remembers. When a child gets charged with carrying a concealed weapon for mistakenly bringing a penknife to school, he takes note of who the local idiots are in education and law enforcement.

He also votes, and the Angry White Man loathes Hillary Clinton. Her voice reminds him of a shovel scraping a rock. He recoils at the mere sight of her on television. Her very image disgusts him, and he cannot fathom why anyone would want her as their leader. It?s not that she is a woman. It?s that she is who she is. It?s the liberal victim groups she panders to, the ?poor me? attitude that she represents, her inability to give a straight answer to an honest question, his tax dollars that she wants to give to people who refuse to do anything for themselves.

There are many millions of Angry White Men. Four million Angry White Men are members of the National Rifle Association, and all of them will vote against Hillary Clinton, just as the great majority of them voted for George Bush.

He hopes that she will be the Democratic nominee for president in 2008, and he will make sure that she gets beaten like a drum.
 

nageov3t

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and they're really that much more likely to vote for Obama, who shares -- to some degree or another -- the exact same positions as Hillary and every other mainstream liberal democrat?

Hillary already has failed, but I don't think angry white men have anything to do with her failure or Obama's success.
 

1prophet

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Looks like someone is listening.


"They told me there weren't any Democrats in Idaho," Obama told the cheering crowd. "That's what they told me, but I didn't believe them. I did not believe them."


The audience here was almost entirely white and lined up in the cold outside to get in, some starting as early as 7 a.m. local time.

"This is the most consequential election in a generation," Obama said, in a speech that made a few nods to the conservative nature of Idaho.

"We've got a lot of hunters in Downstate Illinois," he said in a section where he made clear he is a Christian and supports the Second Amendment. " I have no intention of taking away folks' guns."


And he won with over 80% of the vote.


 

DealMonkey

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Four million Angry White Men? That's it? You're going to decide the election with roughly 3.3% of the eligible voters in this country. Pfffft ... good luck with that.
 

Fern

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Originally posted by: Specop 007
Not much input on this one.

He hit the nail on the head and the ball out of the park.

QFT :thumbsup:

Fern

 

Fern

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Originally posted by: DealMonkey
Four million Angry White Men? That's it? You're going to decide the election with roughly 3.3% of the eligible voters in this country. Pfffft ... good luck with that.

4 Mil, that's just the NRA.

Fern
 

Saint Michael

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Other traits of the angry white man: small penis, bloated beer gut, depressed and lonely wife, and anger management issues. Seriously, the article acts like the angry white man is the foil to all these pansies out there crying "VICTIM", yet he acts like just as much of a victim. The very fact that he calls himself the angry white man is evidence of this, as though he has so much to be angry about. He goes around setting up straw-men to obsess over and bitches about how feminists and homosexuals and immigrants have ruined America and have marginalized him. Whatever, get the fuck over yourself.
 

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This man is trying to project his own personal feelings onto a whole group of individuals. All angry white men hate Hillary Clinton because of her voice and her image? And it has nothing to do with the fact that she's a woman? This guy is an idiot. What a bunch of rubbish.
 

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Originally posted by: Saint Michael
Other traits of the angry white man: small penis, bloated beer gut, depressed and lonely wife, and anger management issues. Seriously, the article acts like the angry white man is the foil to all these pansies out there crying "VICTIM", yet he acts like just as much of a victim. The very fact that he calls himself the angry white man is evidence of this, as though he has so much to be angry about. He goes around setting up straw-men to obsess over and bitches about how feminists and homosexuals and immigrants have ruined America and have marginalized him. Whatever, get the fuck over yourself.

You seem angry. Are you white?
 

Saint Michael

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Originally posted by: Hayabusa Rider
Originally posted by: Saint Michael
Other traits of the angry white man: small penis, bloated beer gut, depressed and lonely wife, and anger management issues. Seriously, the article acts like the angry white man is the foil to all these pansies out there crying "VICTIM", yet he acts like just as much of a victim. The very fact that he calls himself the angry white man is evidence of this, as though he has so much to be angry about. He goes around setting up straw-men to obsess over and bitches about how feminists and homosexuals and immigrants have ruined America and have marginalized him. Whatever, get the fuck over yourself.

You seem angry. Are you white?

I'm not angry, but I am white. I voted Democrat and Libertarian in the two past elections, for what it's worth.
 

Hayabusa Rider

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Originally posted by: Saint Michael
Originally posted by: Hayabusa Rider
Originally posted by: Saint Michael
Other traits of the angry white man: small penis, bloated beer gut, depressed and lonely wife, and anger management issues. Seriously, the article acts like the angry white man is the foil to all these pansies out there crying "VICTIM", yet he acts like just as much of a victim. The very fact that he calls himself the angry white man is evidence of this, as though he has so much to be angry about. He goes around setting up straw-men to obsess over and bitches about how feminists and homosexuals and immigrants have ruined America and have marginalized him. Whatever, get the fuck over yourself.

You seem angry. Are you white?

I'm not angry, but I am white. I voted Democrat and Libertarian in the two past elections, for what it's worth.

Then perhaps you should consider that perhaps the Angry White Man is like the Lazy Black Man. Maybe it's a stereotype people use to make a poor point.
 

Craig234

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Originally posted by: 1prophet
Looks like someone is listening.


"This is the most consequential election in a generation," Obama said, in a speech that made a few nods to the conservative nature of Idaho.

No, that was 2000.

As far as the OP, it's standard propaganda. Flatters the target audience (they're using to picking up the tab), and tries to manipulate them into supporting bad policies.
 

Saint Michael

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Originally posted by: Hayabusa Rider
Originally posted by: Saint Michael
Originally posted by: Hayabusa Rider
Originally posted by: Saint Michael
Other traits of the angry white man: small penis, bloated beer gut, depressed and lonely wife, and anger management issues. Seriously, the article acts like the angry white man is the foil to all these pansies out there crying "VICTIM", yet he acts like just as much of a victim. The very fact that he calls himself the angry white man is evidence of this, as though he has so much to be angry about. He goes around setting up straw-men to obsess over and bitches about how feminists and homosexuals and immigrants have ruined America and have marginalized him. Whatever, get the fuck over yourself.

You seem angry. Are you white?

I'm not angry, but I am white. I voted Democrat and Libertarian in the two past elections, for what it's worth.

Then perhaps you should consider that perhaps the Angry White Man is like the Lazy Black Man. Maybe it's a stereotype people use to make a poor point.

I get the distinct impression from reading that article that the author considers himself one of the angry white men he is describing, and thus my "get the fuck over yourself" is directed to him and all who fit his profile.
 

Hayabusa Rider

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Originally posted by: Saint Michael
Originally posted by: Hayabusa Rider
Originally posted by: Saint Michael
Originally posted by: Hayabusa Rider
Originally posted by: Saint Michael
Other traits of the angry white man: small penis, bloated beer gut, depressed and lonely wife, and anger management issues. Seriously, the article acts like the angry white man is the foil to all these pansies out there crying "VICTIM", yet he acts like just as much of a victim. The very fact that he calls himself the angry white man is evidence of this, as though he has so much to be angry about. He goes around setting up straw-men to obsess over and bitches about how feminists and homosexuals and immigrants have ruined America and have marginalized him. Whatever, get the fuck over yourself.

You seem angry. Are you white?

I'm not angry, but I am white. I voted Democrat and Libertarian in the two past elections, for what it's worth.

Then perhaps you should consider that perhaps the Angry White Man is like the Lazy Black Man. Maybe it's a stereotype people use to make a poor point.

I get the distinct impression from reading that article that the author considers himself one of the angry white men he is describing, and thus my "get the fuck over yourself" is directed to him and all who fit his profile.

Then he would be better served expressing his concerns rather than taking pride in anger. The people he describes are probably not as angry as he would like to think they are.
 

Saint Michael

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Originally posted by: Hayabusa Rider
Then he would be better served expressing his concerns rather than taking pride in anger. The people he describes are probably not as angry as he would like to think they are.

I don't think there is such a shortage of white guys bitching about minorities and women and having orgasmic fits over their gun collections. Hell, there are more than a few right here on this forum. And of course "angry" is too strong a word, but the author of the article probably thought it had more of a ring to it than "indignant white man".
 

Rainsford

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Other replies have pointed out how ridiculously silly this "ode to the angry white man" is, I see no need to belabor the point.

But one thing I do find interesting is that these kinds of editorials extolling the alleged virtues of a particular group crop up a lot...and it's ALWAYS "the angry white man" they're talking about. Sure, sometimes they use a different word or phrase, sometimes it's "real American" sometimes it's "red stater" sometimes it seems to be a contest to come up with the most ridiculous label possible, but it's always talking about basically the same group of people "...folks who watch NASCAR and mow down wildlife and drink cheap beer and know the real value of work..." and on and on until you're convinced that the only thing that REALLY characterizes these people is a poor sense of self image that can only be held at bay by constantly talking about how awesome they are.

Because here's the thing, nobody else seems to need this sort of bullshit. You never read an OP-ED talking about how great it is when people can tell the difference between Pinot and Cab grapes, or order sushi in Japanese, or dress like they didn't just roll off the turnip truck, or listen to classical music without shouting "boring". These traits don't seem any more noteworthy than having a desire to shoot deer with a high powered rife, yet the latter is the only one that finds itself in these theses of the virtues of the perfect individual.

Far be it from me to read anything unfortunate into this phenomenon, a less charitable person than myself might suggest that confident, well adjusted members of society don't have to go around talking about it quite so much, but I'll just say that it's very interesting...
 

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"He knows that his wife is more emotional than rational, and he guides the family in a rational manner."

"The Angry White Man comes from all economic backgrounds, from dirt-poor to filthy rich. He represents all geographic areas in America, from urban sophisticate to rural redneck, deep South to mountain West, left Coast to Eastern Seaboard. This opinion piece will however be written from the perspective only of the rural redneck."

Fixed.

Jesus Christ, it's 1955.

Nail on the head? More like he got hit in the head with a hammer.

God, I'm not a religious man, but let Hillary become president just to annoy this racist, homophobic cro-magnon idiot. Please?
 

Rainsford

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Originally posted by: sirjonk
"He knows that his wife is more emotional than rational, and he guides the family in a rational manner."

Jesus Christ, it's 1955.

Nail on the head? More like he got hit in the head with a hammer.

That's a pretty close second, but I think my favorite line was when the author was obviously running out of things this superman archtype could do, and so decided that the angry white man demographic consists of normal individuals who can, among other things, "drill an oil well". Now I'm no expert, but that doesn't seem like the kind of thing very many people can do, the chances that your average Coors drinking football fan can do it seem pretty low.

Good thing that particular section stopped, or we might have had "...he's a man's man, the kind of guy who can fly the space shuttle, design advanced cryptographic algorithms and move objects using only the power of his mind. He likes pickup trucks, he drives a pickup truck, he can lift his pickup truck over his head."
 

jonks

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Originally posted by: Saint Michael
I don't think there is such a shortage of white guys bitching about minorities and women and having orgasmic fits over their gun collections. Hell, there are more than a few right here on this forum. And of course "angry" is too strong a word, but the author of the article probably thought it had more of a ring to it than "indignant white man".

The angry white man most certainly doesn't use words like indignant, and doesn't look up words he doesn't know in the dictionary either. He punches people who use words like indignant, because someone saying that word is clearly trying to be elitist.

Here is your angry white man, he's a self-satire, but he knows it: MADDOX!
 

spittledip

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Originally posted by: sirjonk
Originally posted by: Saint Michael
I don't think there is such a shortage of white guys bitching about minorities and women and having orgasmic fits over their gun collections. Hell, there are more than a few right here on this forum. And of course "angry" is too strong a word, but the author of the article probably thought it had more of a ring to it than "indignant white man".

The angry white man most certainly doesn't use words like indignant, and doesn't look up words he doesn't know in the dictionary either. He punches people who use words like indignant, because someone saying that word is clearly trying to be elitist.

Here is your angry white man, he's a self-satire, but he knows it: MADDOX!


hahahaha!

where has this website been all my life!!!

edit: is this the same guy who has the realultimatepower website? Style seems similar in a way: http://www.realultimatepower.net/index4.htm
 

Specop 007

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Originally posted by: Craig234
Originally posted by: 1prophet
Looks like someone is listening.


"This is the most consequential election in a generation," Obama said, in a speech that made a few nods to the conservative nature of Idaho.

No, that was 2000.

As far as the OP, it's standard propaganda. Flatters the target audience (they're using to picking up the tab), and tries to manipulate them into supporting bad policies.

Seeing Hillary not become President isnt bad policy, not by a long shot.