Actually if we're to nominate other people for coach, I'd give it to Napalm. He seems pretty smart and although he doesn't seem to be much of a sports person, I think he'd pick it up pretty quick.
I nominate HappyKitten for being a cheerleader.
oooh oooh. New concept. Who says the cheerleaders need to have uniforms. Let 'em cheer naked. MMMMMMMM naked.