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the ~AMAZING~ thread!!!!!!!

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reply with something amazing! Maybe something thats happened in your life, or maybe an amazing link, something anything, as long as its amazing!!!!!!!!!!!

Nef thread....shut down order executing..

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here's something else:
In case you needed further proof that the human
race is doomed through stupidity
1. On Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping."
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair)

2. On a bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner! No purchase
necessary. Details inside."
(Evidently, the shoplifter special)

3. On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."
(And that would be how. . . ?)

4. On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestions: Defrost."
(But it's *just* a suggestion)

5. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box): "Do not turn upside down."
(Oops, too late!)

6. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after
heating."
(As night follows the day . . . .)


7. On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."
(But wouldn't this save even more time?)

8. On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or
operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

9. On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(One would hope)

10. On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use
only."
(As opposed to what?)

11. On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."
(I gotta admit, I'm curious.)

12. On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: Contains nuts."
(NEWSFLASH!!!)
 


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<< cmon guys! You're ruining my thread. >>



Your ruining my forum. >>

its too late it started going in the recycle bin about 9 months ago...
 
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