The 4 words per post story thread is archived, and ended at 873. Guess what. 5 WORDS PER POST STORY!!!! 8-P

[Locutus of Board]

Anandtech off topic people decided

 

[Yeeny]

snails that would bite off

 

[damocles]

to place gerbils in their...

 

[ltk007]

cages and feed them bloodsucking...

 

[fragarific]

sheet eating slugs while drinking...

 

[azazyel]

beer on a sunny day

 

[Napalm381]

and stroking their long hard.....

 

[Adul]

golf shaft. Trying to get

 

[SqUiRm]

them to eat a large

 

[Thanatopsis]

blood sucking slug eating snail...

 

[Locutus of Board]

this was getting ugly fast.

 

[Rastus]

"Nef, nef, nef," he said.

 

[Locutus of Board]

Rastus is he! They cried...

 

[Optimus]

and jumped into a vat

 

[wyvrn]

of hot boiling crisco

 

[Locutus of Board]

but Florence Henderson came and plucked

<NPS>
Six words to make up for wyverns 4</NPS>

 

[Locutus of Board]

this thread from the abyss.

 

[fdiskboy]

Unfortunately, the crazed mob finally

 

[snow patrol]

hailed snow patrol as king

 

[fdiskboy]

and promptly demanded he be

 

[Czar]

tied to a pole for

 

[fdiskboy]

immediate bloody public execution. His

 

[Czar]

hands started to fondle every

 

[fdiskboy]

hamster nipple he could find.

 

[Czar]

While Snow Patrol was getting