AreaCode707
Lifer
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great.
Does drinking alcohol make someone an alcoholic? Would you rather have a tobacco user work for you rather than a marijuana user?
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Lifer
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That does raise the point, if he REALLY doesn't want them to know he was using pot, he could always go snort some crack, I bet they won't bother about the pot at all.
LordMaul
Lifer
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Originally posted by: HotChic
That does raise the point, if he REALLY doesn't want them to know he was using pot, he could always go snort some crack, I bet they won't bother about the pot at all.
No, don't snort it! In fact, I heard this one time from this guy at this place down near the city inside one of those things that if you do you-know-what that you-know-who will never find out you-know-what, and if you-know-who DOES, all you have to do is take it out of you-know-what and put it back you-know-where and no one will ever find it!
*gags*
The anti-drug zealots on this forum are ridiculous. This guy isn't posting a topic to debate about the issue, he has a legitimate question and wants a serious answer. If you want to start a debate on the subject, start a new thread, don't crap in this guys.
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AreaCode707
Lifer
- Sep 21, 2001
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Originally posted by: LordMaul
Originally posted by: HotChic
That does raise the point, if he REALLY doesn't want them to know he was using pot, he could always go snort some crack, I bet they won't bother about the pot at all.
No, don't snort it! In fact, I heard this one time from this guy at this place down near the city inside one of those things that if you do you-know-what that you-know-who will never find out you-know-what, and if you-know-who DOES, all you have to do is take it out of you-know-what and put it back you-know-where and no one will ever find it!
*gags*
Uhhh... Wow, you even lost me. Congratulations. On a more start-a-war note, did you see the thread where nik said he was going to rip off your leg and eat it, and then go after the other one?
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Lifer
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The guy went to bed, the thread is ours now. Mwuahahaha!
(Okay, okay, I'll be nice and keep it on topic from here on out.)
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Lifer
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This guy asks a question, and gets the serious answer......you cant do anything about it, from Hayabusarider, who says he knows about it profesionally. All other people just heard from rumors. Also, i never started a debate, I expressed my opinions. It is illegal.
First of all, he gets an answer, not necessarily the answer. I'm pretty sure no one in here is an expert on drug-testing and if they are, they didn't mention it.
Second, you have the right to express your opinion, but it's common forum etiquette not to crap in someone's leigitimate thread, but hey, do whatever you want i guess...
Jeffwo
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First of all, if you have been smoking regularly and your test is in a matter of days...you are most likely fukked. We basically know you have some in your system so you might as well tell us how much you've smoked recently to guage how long it might stay in your system. I think regular users, it will be out of your system normally within 3 to 4 or more weeks. If you've smoked once in your entire life last week, you might be clean by the test. It's all relative to how much you've smoked. Alot of tests check for things like golden seal or other drinks/pills that try to mask a positive. It will give a false positive and some organizations will take that as positive and will fire or not hire you anyway. Try your local head shop and see if they have any advice or maybe any kind of drinks that might help you pass the test. If you want, you can buy a self drug test kit at your local pharmacy for like 10-20 bucks and you can see if you test positive before you take the test. See if you can reschedule the test if possible. If you knew there could be a test coming then you are pretty damn stupid. I don't consider you stupid for smoking reefer though... I don't want to get into a debate about this but my opinion is that marijuana is much safer than alcohol as long as you do it in moderation and not in the workplace.
btw, drinking lots and lots of water wont do you sh!t except make you piss constantly...however drinking massive amounts of water the night before can dilute your sample and help give u a negative reading possibly, but the testers can test for this as well as weird ph levels (i.e. if you put chlorine in your sample, or even vinegar, etc) so watch out. This is what i've gathered from what I've read and heard from people in real life. If your really desperate, you might want to have someone piss for you right before the test and take the sample in....that is if they arent observing you of course. They actually have a device called the urinator which holds and warms urine for you concealed under your clothing.
btw, drinking lots and lots of water wont do you sh!t except make you piss constantly...however drinking massive amounts of water the night before can dilute your sample and help give u a negative reading possibly, but the testers can test for this as well as weird ph levels (i.e. if you put chlorine in your sample, or even vinegar, etc) so watch out. This is what i've gathered from what I've read and heard from people in real life. If your really desperate, you might want to have someone piss for you right before the test and take the sample in....that is if they arent observing you of course. They actually have a device called the urinator which holds and warms urine for you concealed under your clothing.
well usually it takes 3 weeks to get it cleanly outta ur system.
well that was how long it took for me
blood test or urine test differ s i duno
drink tons of water and maybe try some viagra in the mix so they can't find out
well that was how long it took for me
blood test or urine test differ s i duno
drink tons of water and maybe try some viagra in the mix so they can't find out
LOL my bro has a thing like this.... got a construction job so he's taking a physical..... i gotta piss into one of those caprice sun things then he's gonna seal it off with super glue then bust it open when doing the sample.
anyway, the best way is to drink LOTS of water then drink lots of coffee and do this in your spare time. it will clean you out in about 1 or 2 weeks instead of the standard month. alcohol is always good too. anything that the kidneys can't filter and have to expell the whole mass of water out.
anyway, the best way is to drink LOTS of water then drink lots of coffee and do this in your spare time. it will clean you out in about 1 or 2 weeks instead of the standard month. alcohol is always good too. anything that the kidneys can't filter and have to expell the whole mass of water out.
Hmmm you can't have a thread about warez because it's illegal, but you can have a thread on how to beat drug tests for illegal drugs???
lol this is like revenge of the nerds, that part where that nerd doing that race on a tricycle and you drink a beer each lap takes that pill that counter acts all effects of alcohol and they just destroyed the jocks lol.
NERD REVENGE!!! we are smart, we must exploit the system using our smartness.
NERD REVENGE!!! we are smart, we must exploit the system using our smartness.
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