That's Not a Helicopter!

[Perknose]

A Cobra Appeared Mid-Flight. The Pilot’s Quick Thinking Saved Lives.​

"The pilot made an emergency landing after feeling a Cape Cobra slither under his shirt while flying across South Africa. “I had a moment of stunned silence,” he said."

^^^ Obligatory "snakes on a plane" reference.

 

[Captante]

Wow.... good job not dying!

Good thing most venomous snakes are actually not very aggressive at all.

 

[Shmee]

There are not enough motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!