A crocodile in northern Australia chased a storm-clearance worker up a tree and made off with his chainsaw, BBC reported last Friday. The worker was clearing a tree that fell on the crocodile enclosure at the Corroboree Park Tavern, 50 miles east of the northern city of Darwin.
The 14.5-foot croc, called "Brutus," jumped from the water and sped 20 ft. to the tree, chewed on the chainsaw for 90 minutes, and thus reduced it to pieces. "It was still going and he took the chainsaw onto the ground and proceeded to smash it and it stalled," said Peter Shappert, the tavern's owner. "The crocodile didn't cut himself, just broke a few teeth."
The saw was destroyed.
OK, so recap of key points here: 1) a speedy, 14.5-foot saltwater crocodile, 2) called Brutus, 3) with a chainsaw.