- Nov 16, 2000
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Well, new story about the horrors done to those eevuhl animals, CATS.
A state trooper was teaching this class at a college or something to that extent, and told this story about what had happened to him one night. This was told to my dad, then to me, by a member of that class.
This trooper was working the late shift, and therefore had not been getting much sleep. He came home, and went to bed...3 hours later, his little girl, whom he had not been spending much time with recently, came up to his bed...*shaking him* "Daddy...daaaaddy..." He rolled over, half-awake. "Ye...ah?" She says, "The cat is up in the tree, and he won't come down!" So, he says, "Oh, don't worry honey. He'll come down. Just let him alone..." But Nooooo.."No, daddy! You have to get him down! He won't come down!" So, being that he hadn't spend much time with her as mentioned, he thought it might be good to try and get the cat to come down for the girl..."OK.."
He goes outside, and tries to get the cat down. The damn thing won't come down.
So, he goes in the house, gets some food and milk, puts it at the bottom of the tree, and says to the girl, "OK, now, just leave him alone and he wil come down."
A littlw while later, just as he went to sleep, he get shaken again by the little br...err...girl. "Daddy...daaaaaadddyyy!!!" "Wh...at?" "The cat isn't down yet! You HAVE to go get him!"
So, being the nice dad that he is, he goes down to the tree.
Then he remembered how some people take ropes, bend the tree limbs down, trim them up real good, and therefore get a real nicely shaped tree. So, he goes and gets this rope, hooks it up to his squad car, and bends the limb way down. He walks over to the limb, and is JUST about to get the cat, when the rope breaks...the cat SAILS through the air, OVER the house("REEEEEEEYYYYYYYYOOOOOOW!!!!"
, and SMACKED down in the middle of their back yard.
He runs back there, and the cats legs are all busted, and he is plastered on the lawn.... *MRRRROW...*
He scoops the cat up, and drives over to the vet right away. They get the cat all fixed up 350 dollars later, and within several weeks the cat is just fine.
Summery:
After he healed, one day the dog of theirs was chasing it around. Now, they don't have no wussie dogs...they have BIG dogs. So this thing is chasing the cat all around, and bascially runs the cat right up to the tree. The cat, of course, thought this was all fine and good until he actually GOT THERE. He got scared, remembering what happened LAST time he went into the tree, and stopped in his tracks. The dog, of course, didn't. He pounced on the thing and killed it DRT*.
*Dead Right There
He had a southern accent, and supposedly the way he told this tory, he had people laughing so hard they were crying.
A state trooper was teaching this class at a college or something to that extent, and told this story about what had happened to him one night. This was told to my dad, then to me, by a member of that class.
This trooper was working the late shift, and therefore had not been getting much sleep. He came home, and went to bed...3 hours later, his little girl, whom he had not been spending much time with recently, came up to his bed...*shaking him* "Daddy...daaaaddy..." He rolled over, half-awake. "Ye...ah?" She says, "The cat is up in the tree, and he won't come down!" So, he says, "Oh, don't worry honey. He'll come down. Just let him alone..." But Nooooo.."No, daddy! You have to get him down! He won't come down!" So, being that he hadn't spend much time with her as mentioned, he thought it might be good to try and get the cat to come down for the girl..."OK.."
He goes outside, and tries to get the cat down. The damn thing won't come down.
So, he goes in the house, gets some food and milk, puts it at the bottom of the tree, and says to the girl, "OK, now, just leave him alone and he wil come down."
A littlw while later, just as he went to sleep, he get shaken again by the little br...err...girl. "Daddy...daaaaaadddyyy!!!" "Wh...at?" "The cat isn't down yet! You HAVE to go get him!"
So, being the nice dad that he is, he goes down to the tree.
Then he remembered how some people take ropes, bend the tree limbs down, trim them up real good, and therefore get a real nicely shaped tree. So, he goes and gets this rope, hooks it up to his squad car, and bends the limb way down. He walks over to the limb, and is JUST about to get the cat, when the rope breaks...the cat SAILS through the air, OVER the house("REEEEEEEYYYYYYYYOOOOOOW!!!!"
, and SMACKED down in the middle of their back yard.He runs back there, and the cats legs are all busted, and he is plastered on the lawn.... *MRRRROW...*
He scoops the cat up, and drives over to the vet right away. They get the cat all fixed up 350 dollars later, and within several weeks the cat is just fine.
Summery:
After he healed, one day the dog of theirs was chasing it around. Now, they don't have no wussie dogs...they have BIG dogs. So this thing is chasing the cat all around, and bascially runs the cat right up to the tree. The cat, of course, thought this was all fine and good until he actually GOT THERE. He got scared, remembering what happened LAST time he went into the tree, and stopped in his tracks. The dog, of course, didn't. He pounced on the thing and killed it DRT*.
*Dead Right There
He had a southern accent, and supposedly the way he told this tory, he had people laughing so hard they were crying.
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