That'll melt her heart! (A stolen Brutuskend JOKE)

Brutuskend

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Two Mechanics are at the job, doing whatever mechanics do...It was a black man and a white man. The Black man noticed the white man always came in everyday happy, whistling...the black man asked why this was? The white man replied, "I've made love to my wife every night this week". The black man says "how'd you do that?"...the white man replied..."I recite poetry...roses are red, violets are blue and so forth" "she loves it so much she jumps right on top of me". The white man says, "you should try it sometime".

The next day the black man came in with two blacks eyes...the white man asked "what happened?" and the the black man replied "I did just what you said, I recited poetry".

The white man replies "what did you say?"

..."nappy hair, nappy hair, eyes like a frog...bend over bitch and take it like a dog"
 

pclstyle

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rofl i bet lots of people are squirming uncomfortably in their seats- either cause they don't get it or they're afraid an "lol" will get the racism card called out
 

GasX

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Feb 8, 2001
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I believe MacBaine uses that as a pick-up line on a regular basis...
 

Svnla

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Originally posted by: pclstyle
rofl i bet lots of people are squirming uncomfortably in their seats- either cause they don't get it or they're afraid an "lol" will get the racism card called out

Ok, I will bite... I don't get the punch line.

 

McCarthy

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Oh good grief, it's more of a spouse joke than racial. I thought it was funny.

Who is Nik?
 

Syringer

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Originally posted by: pclstyle
rofl i bet lots of people are squirming uncomfortably in their seats- either cause they don't get it or they're afraid an "lol" will get the racism card called out

Uh....how about no.