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That time when a bunch of Elk sneak up on you...

When I was living in Flagstaff my puppy disappeared into the woods and wouldn't come out. Finally after calling and calling him he comes running out with a 4 foot long decaying elk leg in his mouth, all proud of himself. Hoof and skin was still on it and clearly he ripped it off some corpse in the bushes. He had this look like "dinner is on me tonight guys!"
I love eating elk but I had to turn down his offer and throw it back in the bushes. He seemed pretty butt hurt about it.
 
sdifox said:
They are gonna rob you! Flee you fools!
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I used to belong to the Elks...they always want your money for something...but they're like Canucks...isually very polite about it. 😛

I have deer sneak up on me in my back yard all the time when I'm out there puttering...I'll be working on something...not really paying attention, and...<nudge in the back> "hey man...got anything to eat?"
Fucking people around here feed them so often, they've lost most of their fear of humans and have gotten accustomed to being hand fed...now if it was only legal to put a couple in the freezer.........
 
Elk always approach from behind. Crawling on their bellies. Knives clenched between teeth.

The one that showed itself was a decoy to distract attention while the rest closed in.

Yeah .... I know a lot about elk.
 
IronWing said:
I thought the moose just piss into the empties and the Canadians drink it as beer.
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we were picking huckleberries with my aunt up by Pryamid Peak, and my wife was surprised by a cow with twins. She heard some noise and thought it was me. Looked up and there was mama, practically sniffing her. The cow squealed, my wife rolled away, and the elk made tracks out of there. My wife thought she was going to get stomped for sure.
 
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