That Silly GOP

[Fanatical Meat]

He could be legit about the party. One Halloween I went to a party as the insane, blood-splattered chainsaw guy. When I got there I had to stand out front yanking the starter to start the chainsaw before making my grand entrance to the party.

Maybe he was going to the party as the chronic masturbating incognito conservative and he was simply using his pull-starter to get ready for his grand entrance?

Maybe his wife was Cameron Diaz from whatever the hell that movie was.