That Silly GOP

[Viper1j]

Love their "Family Values"!

https://deadstate.org/former-idaho-...turbating-in-a-wig-outside-his-ex-wifes-home/

Former Idaho GOP chairman arrested for masturbating in a wig outside his ex-wife’s home

Police in Boise, Idaho arrested Jonathan Parker on a felony first-degree stalking charge this Thursday, alleging that on or between May 16 and May 30, Parker “did knowingly and maliciously engage” in conduct that “seriously alarmed, annoyed or harassed Kelly Parker,” the Idaho Statesman reports.

Kelly Parker is the suspect’s former wife, who he is currently in divorce proceedings with. Jonathan Parker is a lobbyist and the former Chairman of the Idaho Republican Party. His former wife currently has a restraining order filed against him.

According to the complaint filed against Parker, he was “repeatedly hiding in bushes, masturbating, disguising himself with a wig” at or near Kelly Parker’s apartment.

From the Idaho Statesman:

Parker, 39, was arraigned Friday afternoon in Ada County district court. During his video arraignment, the prosecutor told the judge that police responded to a report of a man looking into windows and fondling himself. When police arrived, they learned that Parker’s estranged wife lived in the complex.
Parker told police that he was there to scare a different female, but police said they were not able to contact this person. The prosecutor also noted that Parker’s estranged wife has previously reported him staring into her windows.
Former GOP Idaho attorney general David Leroy represented Parker during the arraignment. Leroy told the judge that the incident was a “grand misunderstanding” and that Parker had been invited to a costume party at the apartment complex.​

According to Boise State Public Radio, Parker left his position with the Idaho GOP in February after serving there since 2017. Before that, he served as executive director for the Idaho GOP and was a staffer for former Republican Congressman Bill Sali.

His bail has been set at $80,000 and he faces up to 5 years in prison.

 

[ch33zw1z]

I'm not reading all this, but did he wear a wig while beating it, or beat it into a wig?

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

I'm thinking the wife is going to make out very well with the divorce settlement.

 

[Viper1j]

Gives a whole new meaning to "whack job"..

 

[DrDoug]

I'm trying to figure out what is newsworthy here. I mean, it's just another GOP pervert getting caught being a perv. It's not like their party, it's leaders or members are some bastion of family values or a haven for those of good, moral, virtuous Christian behavior. The GOP of today is this guy and worse,

Hell, you only have to look at their leader to see that they are nothing but pussy-grabbing creeps and criminals out to make a buck at the expense of everyone else.

 

[Viper1j]

I'm trying to figure out what is newsworthy here. I mean, it's just another GOP pervert getting caught being a perv. It's not like their party, it's leaders or members are some bastion of family values or a haven for those of good, moral, virtuous Christian behavior. The GOP of today is this guy and worse,

Hell, you only have to look at their leader to see that they are nothing but pussy-grabbing creeps and criminals out to make a buck at the expense of everyone else.

But, once upon a time.. They might have made a credible claim they were..

 

[DrDoug]

But, once upon a time.. They might have made a credible claim they were..

That's a fairy tale.

 

[Viper1j]

There weren't many pervs running around in the Reagan days, at least not in political circles.

They mostly stayed in the churches.

 

[soulcougher73]

Expected.

I'm going to make this a thing.

 

[UberNeuman]

I’d be okay with it if it were a Phil Spector type wig.




“Is that you in the bushes, John!?!”
“no!”
“Are you sure?”
“Yeah, it’s not me!”

 

[dawp]

was he the former gop chair before or after the arrest?

 

[Homerboy]

was he the former gop chair before or after the arrest?

During.

 

[Moonbeam]

I'm not reading all this, but did he wear a wig while beating it, or beat it into a wig?

Not sure, the invitation to the party just said come in a wig. It's ambiguous.

 

[Indus]

Was it an afro wig so they blame it on this guy again?

 

[IronWing]

Just another Republican wife beater.

 

[DarthKyrie]

Only the best and brightest for today's GOP.

 

[Fanatical Meat]

Time to start the WHIG party

 

[darkswordsman17]

Time to start the WHIG party

White Hetero Incel Guy

 

[compuwiz1]

Of course one man masturbating is the entirety of the GOP.
Hey, come on. He "identifies" as a masturbater. Leave him alone and accept his persona!

 

[IronWing]

Of course one man masturbating is the entirety of the GOP.

As of the 2016 election, this is true.

 

[woolfe9998]

Leroy told the judge that the incident was a “grand misunderstanding” and that Parker had been invited to a costume party at the apartment complex.

Oh is that all it was. As for the masturbation part, he must have showed up to the party and realized that he forgot to bring safety pins to fasten the wig, so of course he had to jack off into the wig to apply a sticky adhesive. Anyone would have done that under the circumstances. Makes perfect sense to me.

 

[ElFenix]

was is the third tuesday of the month?

 

[Perknose]

was he the former gop chair before or after the arrest?

Both. He had challengers, but he beat them off, by running as an "issue oriented" guy.

 

[Perknose]

Leroy told the judge that the incident was a “grand misunderstanding” and that Parker had been invited to a costume party at the apartment complex.

He came as a perv. Only then did he enter the party.

 

[DrDoug]

He could be legit about the party. One Halloween I went to a party as the insane, blood-splattered chainsaw guy. When I got there I had to stand out front yanking the starter to start the chainsaw before making my grand entrance to the party.

Maybe he was going to the party as the chronic masturbating incognito conservative and he was simply using his pull-starter to get ready for his grand entrance?