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That party last night was awfully crazy

MrMatt

MrMatt

Banned
:music:
I wanna go to college for the rest of my life
Sip Banker's Club and drink Miller Lite
On Thirsty Thursday and Tuesday Night Ice
And I can get pizza a dollar a slice

So fill up my cup, let's get fucked up
I'm next on the table, who want what?
I am champion at beer pong
Allen Iverson, Hakeem Olajuwon

Don't even bounce, not in my house
Better hope you make it otherwise you naked
Time isn't wasted when you're getting wasted
Woke up today and all I could say is

Um, that party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it
I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked
Drink my beer and smoke my weed but my good friends is all I need
Pass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat then do it again

Man, I love college, ay!
And I love drinking, ay!
I love women, ay!
Man, I love college

I can't tell you what I learned from school but
I could tell you a story or two, um
Yeah, of course I learned some rules
Like don't pass out with your shoes on
(Get the Sharpie!)

And don't leave the house 'til the booze gone
(No, we're not leaving)
And don't have sex if she's too gone
When it comes to condoms put two on
(Trust me)
Then tomorrow night find a new jawn

Hold the beer bong, nothing wrong with some fun
(Here, hold this)
Even if we did get a little bit too drunk
Time isn't wasted when you're getting wasted
Woke up today and all I could say is

That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it
(I wish we taped)
I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked
Drink my beer and smoke my weed but my good friends is all I need
Pass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat then do it again
:music:

awwwwwwwwwwwwwww jyeah
 
Originally posted by: MrMatt
I do too. There's NOTHING like it
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I just miss being completely free of all burden/responsibilities. Your only worry is getting good grades, which you didn't have to try THAT hard for unless you were trying to become a doctor or lawyer. Put in a few hours, have a lot more to do ANYTHING you want with a whole slew of people. Getting people together to do something required little to no effort. It was literally walking next door on the dorm floor and saying "Wanna go to the bar?" or "Wanna go eat somewhere?" and that was that. Before you knew it you had a handful of people and were having a blast. Now its almost impossible based on everyone's schedules. Sucks but thats the price you pay growing up and taking on the real world head on.
 
Originally posted by: MrMatt
Originally posted by: Rockinacoustic
I'm impressed he can wake up at 10.
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hahahhahaha I'm not the only one that caught that
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Hey MrMatt! PARRRRR-TEH! :thumbsup:

Seeing you here posting made me run back to this thread looking for the pics of your g/f that you repeatedly promised us!

Sob.

They're not there. When are you going to post them? How about . . . now? :laugh:
 
Originally posted by: Perknose
Originally posted by: MrMatt
Originally posted by: Rockinacoustic
I'm impressed he can wake up at 10.
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hahahhahaha I'm not the only one that caught that
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Hey MrMatt! PARRRRR-TEH! :thumbsup:

Seeing you here posting made me run back to this thread looking for the pics of your g/f that you repeatedly promised us!

Sob.

They're not there. When are you going to post them? How about . . . now? :laugh:
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ok, I'm drunk. I'll go look right now
 
Originally posted by: MrMatt
Originally posted by: Perknose
Originally posted by: MrMatt
Originally posted by: Rockinacoustic
I'm impressed he can wake up at 10.
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hahahhahaha I'm not the only one that caught that
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Hey MrMatt! PARRRRR-TEH! :thumbsup:

Seeing you here posting made me run back to this thread looking for the pics of your g/f that you repeatedly promised us!

Sob.

They're not there. When are you going to post them? How about . . . now? :laugh:
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ok, I'm drunk. I'll go look right now
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Yippee Yaaa😛ay!

 
If I hear that song one more time... Pisses me off to no end at every party some dumbass drunk girl plugs her MP3 player into the stereo and BADA BING BADA BOOM! That comes on!!! :shocked:
 
Originally posted by: SneakyStuff
If I hear that song one more time... Pisses me off to no end at every party some dumbass drunk girl plugs her MP3 player into the stereo and BADA BING BADA BOOM! That comes on!!! :shocked:
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but man It's college....get drunk, flirt, use some sort of joke or tomfoolery to get them into a room and then suck face. fuck yeah.
 
Originally posted by: MrMatt
Originally posted by: SneakyStuff
If I hear that song one more time... Pisses me off to no end at every party some dumbass drunk girl plugs her MP3 player into the stereo and BADA BING BADA BOOM! That comes on!!! :shocked:
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but man It's college....get drunk, flirt, use some sort of joke or tomfoolery to get them into a room and then suck face. fuck yeah.
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When your GF goes to the same college that dream dies 😉
 
Originally posted by: SneakyStuff
Originally posted by: MrMatt
Originally posted by: SneakyStuff
If I hear that song one more time... Pisses me off to no end at every party some dumbass drunk girl plugs her MP3 player into the stereo and BADA BING BADA BOOM! That comes on!!! :shocked:
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but man It's college....get drunk, flirt, use some sort of joke or tomfoolery to get them into a room and then suck face. fuck yeah.
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When your GF goes to the same college that dream dies 😉
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off campus. ditch her & get drunk so you don't care, then cover it up on some james bond shit
 
Originally posted by: SneakyStuff
Originally posted by: MrMatt
Originally posted by: SneakyStuff
If I hear that song one more time... Pisses me off to no end at every party some dumbass drunk girl plugs her MP3 player into the stereo and BADA BING BADA BOOM! That comes on!!! :shocked:
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but man It's college....get drunk, flirt, use some sort of joke or tomfoolery to get them into a room and then suck face. fuck yeah.
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When your GF goes to the same college that dream dies 😉
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your mistake is having a gf
 
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