Is there some misunderstanding on the part of the OP as to the meanings of "endangered" and "chauvanist"?

That's the only way the story could make any sense.
I'm convinved that when someone or something sucks, it sends out ever-expanding ripples of suckdom throughout the entire universe. Case in point: this thread. The OP sucks, which lead to a bunch of people wasting time reading it. Those people then felt compelled to waste even more of their time telling the OP how much he sucks. Other people then had to read an even longer thread which took more time that could have been spent doing something that doesn't suck. Eventually this thread will reach 250+ replies, with absolutely no substance at all, while some other thread that sucks considerably less is pushed off the page every time this piece of crap is bumped to the top. The effect never ends, and gets greater with each iteration.
Please, think hard about the consequences of your sucking!