Texts from last night.

xanis

Lifer
Sep 11, 2005
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I always wondered if there was a site like this out there... now I know! Bookmarked for later.
 

SirStev0

Lifer
Nov 13, 2003
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there are actually some pretty good ones in there. thanks for helping me not study for immuno.
 

SirStev0

Lifer
Nov 13, 2003
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Originally posted by: greatBLU
Not bad, basically just an expansion on the FML idea. Real simple delivery.

Nah, the FML thing is lame and emo. These are pretty funny.
 

RadioHead84

Platinum Member
Jan 8, 2004
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(973): On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?

Best
 

iamwiz82

Lifer
Jan 10, 2001
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(312): Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
(773): You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal

LMAO
 

EvilYoda

Lifer
Apr 1, 2001
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One of my friends sent me that link earlier today...spent a good while reading it. There's some hilarious shit in there.
 

SN4p

Senior member
Jan 20, 2005
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(859): I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
(973): Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
(859): Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?

My favorite so far.
 

sygyzy

Lifer
Oct 21, 2000
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Originally posted by: MrDudeMan
Originally posted by: krylon
Originally posted by: sygyzy
Can anyone tell me what the numbers in the parenthesis are for? Area code?

Reading comprehension FTL.

lol seriously

Can you tell me where it says that the parenthesis = area code?

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(312): My room smells like vodka and shame