Heck no. Phone either stays in my pocket and doesn't enter the restroom at all. Disgusting.
I text while pooping. I guess my phone has poop on it D:

Yup. Aerosolization when you flush. If you leave your toothbrush out in your bathroom at home it's covered with poo too.
In summary, you disgust me schneiderguy.![]()
Wait.. I hope you dont breath when you poop.
Cos, you know, you'll be eating poop then.D:
Yes indeedy. That's why I wear a big spaceman helmet with a neck seal when pooping. Forces me to eat lots of fiber 'cause if I don't poop quick I'll run outta air.
I recommend this to everyone.
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