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Text messaging can be so fun

misle

misle

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So, I was at a friend's baby shower and I get this text:

"So what your doing to hannah and what you did is fucked up! That is my mother fucking sister and NOBODY will EVER treat her that way!"

At the time, I laughed and forgot about it because I don't know a Hannah. A couple hours later I remember the text and decide to reply. Here's how it when from there:

Me: Yeah, but she liked it. BTW, who are you and who's Hannah?

Him: Fuck you bitch! Thats my sister! You fucking skank! You dated her! And you made up a bunch of bullshit excuses to break up with her! And you don't need to know who the Fuck this is! Im your worst fucking night mare bitch!

Me: Interesting. I've dated several girls recently but I never dated a Hannah. Are you sure you have the right person?

Him: Omg! I am SOOOO sorry! I do have the wrong number!

So kids, the lesson today is to be sure about the number you're sending texts to!
 
you should have pushed it to see if you could get him to show. My guess is he's some 5'4" 125lb gangsta wannabe.
 
Originally posted by: CPA
you should have pushed it to see if you could get him to show. My guess is he's some 5'4" 125lb gangsta wannabe.
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There is more, but it's pretty boring. Turns out he was a high school kid from California, Missouri (yes the town is called California). It was all high school drama.
 
i got a random text from a girl who insisted she knew me. i tried to get her to prove it, but she couldn't. she even sent a pic of herself (and was pretty cute, BTW), but i didn't recognize her picture or name. she gave up eventually.
 
Originally posted by: nkgreen
you had the potential to be epic win, yet epic failed.
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This.

I'd find out what town he's in and schedule a meet, in fact if I were sitting in front of Google Maps at the time I'd even pick a street address or intersection and tell him to be there.

Good lulz.
 
Originally posted by: Fenixgoon
i got a random text from a girl who insisted she knew me. i tried to get her to prove it, but she couldn't. she even sent a pic of herself (and was pretty cute, BTW), but i didn't recognize her picture or name. she gave up eventually.
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Now THIS is epic fail.
 
Originally posted by: Fenixgoon
i got a random text from a girl who insisted she knew me. i tried to get her to prove it, but she couldn't. she even sent a pic of herself (and was pretty cute, BTW), but i didn't recognize her picture or name. she gave up eventually.
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unbelievable.
 
Should had sent back some pics of topless breasts fond on google and replied if he ever saw these and they belong to his sister and just hope you picked the right color.
 
Originally posted by: Skoorb
Should have told him that Hannah only takes it in the pooper.
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And that you have some money shots on cam, if he's interested. She's a big fan of A2M.

 
ohh man, you should have kept going with him. send him some texts like "I'm going to bury you" or "The first time with your sister was forced" lol. stuff like that to really get him going.
 
Originally posted by: Cattlegod
ohh man, you should have kept going with him. send him some texts like "I'm going to bury you" or "The first time with your sister was forced" lol. stuff like that to really get him going.
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Or stuff like " She is a lesbian !!" or " She doesnt want it in her ass" or "She ain't interested in group sex"
 
Originally posted by: ConstipatedVigilante
Originally posted by: Fenixgoon
i got a random text from a girl who insisted she knew me. i tried to get her to prove it, but she couldn't. she even sent a pic of herself (and was pretty cute, BTW), but i didn't recognize her picture or name. she gave up eventually.
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Now THIS is epic fail.
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QFT.
 
I got a text and they were sure they had the right person. They had asked what I did, and I had replied 'I work for a plumbing contractor'

It was in the middle of the presidential campaign and they came right back with "is your name Joe?"
Classic.
 
Originally posted by: ganesh1
Originally posted by: Cattlegod
ohh man, you should have kept going with him. send him some texts like "I'm going to bury you" or "The first time with your sister was forced" lol. stuff like that to really get him going.
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Or stuff like " She is a lesbian !!" or " She doesnt want it in her ass" or "She ain't interested in group sex"
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I think you've got this backwards 😕
 
Originally posted by: PlasmaBomb
Originally posted by: ConstipatedVigilante
Originally posted by: Fenixgoon
i got a random text from a girl who insisted she knew me. i tried to get her to prove it, but she couldn't. she even sent a pic of herself (and was pretty cute, BTW), but i didn't recognize her picture or name. she gave up eventually.
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Now THIS is epic fail.
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QFT.
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This.
 
Originally posted by: Ballatician
Originally posted by: PlasmaBomb
Originally posted by: ConstipatedVigilante
Originally posted by: Fenixgoon
i got a random text from a girl who insisted she knew me. i tried to get her to prove it, but she couldn't. she even sent a pic of herself (and was pretty cute, BTW), but i didn't recognize her picture or name. she gave up eventually.
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Now THIS is epic fail.
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QFT.
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This.
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you better be a virgin
 
Originally posted by: Flammable
Originally posted by: Ballatician
Originally posted by: PlasmaBomb
Originally posted by: ConstipatedVigilante
Originally posted by: Fenixgoon
i got a random text from a girl who insisted she knew me. i tried to get her to prove it, but she couldn't. she even sent a pic of herself (and was pretty cute, BTW), but i didn't recognize her picture or name. she gave up eventually.
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Now THIS is epic fail.
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QFT.
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This.
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you better be a virgin
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^^^^^^^
 
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