Texas Republicans Back Statewide Dress Code for Women

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And now this just in from Andy Borowitz.

Texas Republicans Back Statewide Dress Code for Women

Texas Republicans Back Statewide Dress Code for Women

“I believe in the sanctity of human life, and the best way to protect life, in the case of a woman, is to free her from having to choose what to wear,” the governor said.

www.newyorker.com

"Governor Greg Abbott, a vehement supporter of the bill, said that the dress code would benefit women because “it will give them one less thing to think
about when they get up in the morning.”
“I believe in the sanctity of human life, and the best way to protect that life, in the case of a woman, is to free her from the stress of having to choose what
to wear,” Abbott said.

 

[sandorski]

Satire

 

[esquared]

You didn't see Andy Borowitz?

 

[sandorski]

Meant nothing to me. Perhaps I wasn't in the mood.

 

[MtnMan]

Satire

Yes that's more than obvious

 

[iRONic]

Texas Tallyhoeban.

Y'all Queda gon be mad.

 

[thilanliyan]

Considering everything going on....I thought it was legit

 

[MtnMan]

Considering everything going on....I thought it was legit

Today's satire, next month's reality.

 

[feralkid]

Considering everything going on....I thought it was legit

In a short time, it will be.

 

[Fenixgoon]

The best satire straddles fiction and reality. Borowitz nailed this one.

 

[BoomerD]

Yes that's more than obvious
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I saw this story a couple of hours ago. At first I missed that it was satire... I had to re-read it because I couldn't believe even Tex-Ass could be that stupid...and then I saw it.<phew> Could you imagine the exodus of wimmen-folk out of the state if that was true?

 

[HomerJS]

Logical next step for Republicans

 

[MtnMan]

I saw this story a couple of hours ago. At first I missed that it was satire... I had to re-read it because I couldn't believe even Tex-Ass could be that stupid...and then I saw it.<phew> Could you imagine the exodus of wimmen-folk out of the state if that was true?

Been there, done that. First thought is, naw, that can't be real, then double-check the source to be either The Onion or New Yorker Satire. Sadly too many times it is neither, but from a legitimate outlet, and almost always about something in a red state.

 

[BoomerD]

New Texas Law Allows Private Citizens To Hold Pregnant Women Hostage Until Birth

AUSTIN, TX—In an ongoing effort to completely eliminate the right to an abortion in the state, the Texas Legislature passed a new law Thursday that allows private citizens to kidnap and detain any pregnant woman or girl until she reaches full term and gives birth. “The sanctity of life can only...

www.theonion.com

 

[Fanatical Meat]

Haha this: